Dave Barry Quotes About Teachers

• The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.

  Dave Barry

  Teacher, Hate, Educational

  Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down”, p.39, Ballantine Books

• Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.

  Dave Barry

  Teacher, Couple, Humorous

• La voz pertenecía al Sr. Pzyrbovich, un profesor de álgebra al que siempre llamaban Sr. P, por razones obvias. Tenía un acento muy marcado, por lo que muchos niños decían que era difícil entenderle, aunque, para ser justos, algunos de ellos nunca habrían entendido álgebra.

  Dave Barry

  Teacher, Kids, Voice

• You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly.

  Dave Barry

  Teacher, Clever, Like Her

• She wanted to cry, but she did not want Peter to see her cry, and she especially did not want Teacher, with her flowing hair, to see her cry.

  Dave Barry

  Teacher, Hair, Want

• When I was a kid, I thought history was the most boring subject of all. I shouldn't blame my teachers; I should blame me, but I'll blame them.

  Dave Barry

  Teacher, Kids, Blame

  Fuente: www.bostonglobe.com

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