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Tengo mucho miedo de hacer chistes de fumadores en mi actuación y aparecer dentro de cinco años diciendo [se pone el micro en el cuello y habla como si tuviera una laringe mecánica] 'buenas noches a todos, acordaos de mí, fumar es malo. [se pone un cigarrillo en el cuello e imita fumarlo] Eeww. ¿Alguna vez has visto a alguien hacer eso? Yo he visto a alguien hacer eso. Déjame decirte algo - si estás fumando por un agujero en tu cuello [lo imita de nuevo] yo pensaría en dejarlo. Y eso es sólo conmigo, ya sabes.
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![I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know. - Bill Hicks](https://www.azquotes.es/public/picture_quotes/a0/63/a063d208dde8f5dac544563921de03a6/bill-hicks-919104.jpg "I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know. - Bill Hicks")
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