Citas sobre seguridad aeroportuaria

• I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers.

  David Neeleman

  Confidence, Believe, Airports

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• Acabo de volver de un viaje de placer: Llevé a mi suegra al aeropuerto.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspiración, Diversión, Familia

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Con la tecnología existente, podemos reforzar la seguridad aeroportuaria sin sacrificar nuestra intimidad personal.

  Tom Udall

  Sacrifice, Technology, Airports

  "Protecting Privacy at the Airport" by Tom Udall, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 15, 2011.

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• El viaje de mil millas comienza con un adelanto en efectivo.

  Alton Brown

  Inspiración, Vida, Motivación

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• Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.

  Salman Rushdie

  Airports, Terrorist, Terrorist Attacks

  "Satanic view that equates democracies and dictatorships" by Salman Rushdie, www.theguardian.com. December 16, 2012.

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• Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, Humor, Comida

  Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.182, Crown Archetype

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• Si quieres algo con todas tus fuerzas, tienes que atreverte. George Washington Neil Armstrong pisó la luna. Ken Titus se pegó la llave de un hotel en los calzoncillos para ligar con el guardia de seguridad de un aeropuerto.

  Christopher Titus

  Mudanza, Luna, Llaves

  "Titus", www.imdb.com. 2000-2002.

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• Los sucesos del 11 de septiembre habrían sido imposibles si no hubiera ningún sistema de seguridad aeroportuaria. Si a los estadounidenses de a pie se les hubiera permitido llevar sus armas de fuego personales a bordo de nuestros aviones..., las posibilidades de que varios pasajeros de cada vuelo hubieran estado armados -y, por tanto, hubieran podido disparar a los secuestradores, evitando los atentados contra el Trade Center y el Pentágono- habrían sido bastante considerables.

  Vin Suprynowicz

  Security Systems, Average, Airports

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• There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.

  Ann Coulter

  Airports, Two, People

  Ann Coulter (2003). “Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism”, p.327, Crown Forum

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• Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

  Robin Williams

  Divertido, Humor, Comida

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• It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

  Doug Stanhope

  Journey, Airports, Ass

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• When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

  Tom Hodgkinson

  Airports, Checks, Humiliation

  "Tom Hodgkinson: Why modern travel fills me with horror". www.independent.co.uk. July 14, 2012.

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• Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport security, he would blame his aura.

  William Faulkner

  Memorable, Airports, Perfection

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• Creo que la barba ayuda a compensar, es el único peinado que me queda bien. Pero suelo ir bien afeitado. Creo que, para mí, no es tan significativo. Lo que me resulta interesante es que, aunque para mí la barba no es un signo de eso, otras personas a menudo piensan que sí lo es. Y así la gente en Estados Unidos podría reaccionar de manera diferente. Los, ya sabes, agentes fronterizos podrían reaccionar de manera diferente. Los chicos de seguridad del aeropuerto podrían reaccionar de manera diferente.

  Mohsin Hamid

  Pensamiento, América, Aeropuertos

  Fuente: www.npr.org

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• When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of passing through the X-ray scanner. The laptops roll merrily down the belt, while I’m instructed to stand aside and open my bag. To me it seems like a normal enough thing to be carrying, but the typewriter’s declining popularity arouses suspicion and I wind up eliciting the sort of reaction one might expect when traveling with a cannon. It’s a typewriter,’ I say. ‘You use it to write angry letters to airport security.

  David Sedaris

  Writing, Airports, Typewriters

  David Sedaris (2000). "Yo hablar bonito un día"

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• Seis imanes expulsados de un vuelo de US Airways de Minneapolis a Phoenix piden a los musulmanes que boicoteen la aerolínea. Si consiguiéramos que los musulmanes boicotearan todas las compañías aéreas, podríamos prescindir por completo de la seguridad aeroportuaria.

  Ann Coulter

  Aeropuertos, Phoenix, Llamada

  Ann Coulter (2007). "Si los demócratas tuvieran cerebro, serían republicanos", p.37, Crown Forum

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• I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road as a standup comic, between airport security and the weather... I just wanted to be prepared for sitting in the airport.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Humor, Airports

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• I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.' That seems a little personal to me.

  Jay Leno

  Weekend, Past, Airports

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• Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon - my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come?

  Charles Krauthammer

  Jobs, Thinking, Airports

  "Don't touch my junk" by Charles Krauthammer, www.washingtonpost.com. November 19, 2010.

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• Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

  Chelsea Handler

  Airports, Iraq, Pockets

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.246, Simon and Schuster

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• In June 2002, airport security searched Al Gore. There's a lot not to like about Gore, but he's not a terrorist. Gore said he was glad he was searched. Why? To spare a terrorist the trouble? This is a serious national issue; why must liberals lie? Searching Al Gore is purely a religious act. It is the purposeless fetishistic performance of ritual in accordance with the civic religion of liberalism.

  Ann Coulter

  Religious, Lying, Airports

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• El gobierno federal ha declarado hoy que ha iniciado sesiones de formación para los trabajadores de seguridad de los aeropuertos con el fin de proporcionar lo que denominan más satisfacción al cliente en los viajes, quieren ponérnoslo más fácil. Están dando instrucciones a los guardias de seguridad para que echen un vistazo a las etiquetas de tu equipaje y así poder llamarte por tu nombre de pila. ¿No es espeluznante? El tipo que toca a tu mujer, llamándola por su nombre de pila.

  Jay Leno

  Nombres, Aeropuertos, Gobierno

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• We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Airports, Filled Out, Knives

  Jeaniene Frost (2010). “Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel”, p.184, Hachette UK

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• Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your file management system, or begging your family to stop opening those virus-carrying 'greeting cards' attached to emails, all computer owners are highly leveraged and highly vulnerable technology investors.

  Douglas Rushkoff

  Fall, Technology, Airports

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• There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it be Body grew back around it, a miracle, praise be Now, if only I could get through airport security “bullet

  Gayle Forman

  Heart, Airports, Doctors

  Gayle Forman (2011). “Where She Went”, p.71, Penguin

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