Bald Man Quotes

• Cualquiera puede tener confianza en sí mismo con una cabeza llena de pelo. Pero un calvo seguro de sí mismo es un diamante en bruto.

  Larry David

  Inspiración, Divertido, Hombres

  "Larry David: el hombre detrás de Seinfeld". Entrevista en la revista Laugh Factory, www.laughfactory.com. Abril de 1994.

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• A las mujeres les encantan los calvos seguros de sí mismos.

  Larry David

  AmorDivertido, Love You, Amor Romántico

  "Larry David: el hombre detrás de Seinfeld". Entrevista en la revista Laugh Factory, www.laughfactory.com. Abril de 1994.

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• Me encantan los calvos. Que hayas perdido la pelusa no significa que no seas un melocotón.

  Dolly Parton

  Divertido, Humorístico, Malvado

  Twitter post from Jul 21, 2011

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• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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• No hay nada más despreciable que un calvo que pretende tener pelo.

  Marcial

  Men, Hair

  Marcial (1871). "Los epigramas de Marcial", p.489

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• Un hombre puede ser bajo y rechoncho y quedarse calvo, pero si tiene fuego, gustará a las mujeres.

  Mae West

  Divertido, Mujeres, Fuego

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• There was once a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but — whack — his palm came on his head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.

  Esopo

  Summer, Blow, Men

  "Æsop's fables; with drawings by Fritz Kredel".

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• hopes dance best on bald men's hair

  e. e. cummings

  Hope, Men, Hair

  E. E. Cummings (1994). “Selected Poems”, p.11, W. W. Norton & Company

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• The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

  Jorge Luis Borges

  Fighting, Men, Two

  In 'Time' 14 February 1983

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• Sólo te perjudicarás a ti mismo si te fijas en enemigos despreciables.

  Esopo

  Hate, Enemy, Despise

  Esopo, Grimm, Andersen (1909). "Folklore y fábula

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• Hay más felicidad en el otro lado de la calvicie de lo que los jóvenes pueden imaginar.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Hombres, Edad, Lados

  Afterthoughts (1931) "La edad y la muerte"

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• No se me reconoce tanto. No soy más que un calvo con gafas y en Dublín hay muchos. Sería diferente si tuviera un mohicano.

  Roddy Doyle

  Men, Glasses, Different

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• El punto más tierno del maquillaje de un hombre es a veces la calva de la parte superior de su cabeza.

  Helen Rowland

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

  Helen Rowland (1909). "Reflexiones de una soltera"

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• All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

  Victor Gold

  Hombres, Política, Presidente

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• I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

  Emo Philips

  Men, Play, Chess

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• They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.

  Ally Carter

  Men, Hair, Laughing

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• Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time in months I cried. Tears popped from their dry sockets and sailed down my cheeks in one quick stream. I looked away. The NKVD called the bald man's name. Look at me wispered Andrius moving close. I'll see you he said. Just think about that. Just think about me bringing you your drawings. Picture it because I'll be there.

  Ruta Sepetys

  Movimiento, Ojo, Pensamiento

  Ruta Sepetys (2011). “Between Shades of Gray”, p.158, Penguin

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• [On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child.

  Elizabeth Hurley

  Children, Son, Thinking

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