Bowel Movements Quotes

• Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

  Charles Bukowski

  Sexo, Medio, Hombres

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• Hay tres cosas en este mundo que necesitas: Respeto por todo tipo de vida, un buen movimiento intestinal de forma regular, y una americana azul marino.

  Robin Williams

  Filosofía, Niza, Marina

  "Personaje de ficción: Parry". "El Rey Pescador", www.imdb.com. 1991.

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• First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.

  Gore Vidal

  Coffee, Movement, Firsts

  Gore Vidal, Richard Peabody, Lucinda Ebersole (2005). “Conversations with Gore Vidal”, p.59, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.

  Anne Sexton

  Marriage, Wedding, Heart

  Anne Sexton, Diane Wood Middlebrook, Diana Hume George (2000). “Selected Poems of Anne Sexton”, p.64, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Respeto mucho el trabajo que hacen tantas mujeres, pero eso no es lo que yo hago. Tengo un trabajo en el que hago publicidad de yogures que hacen caca, y a la gente le encanta y me habla de sus deposiciones, todos los días.

  Jamie Lee Curtis

  Jobs, People, Poop

  "Jamie Lee Curtis Interview YOU AGAIN". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. September 24, 2010.

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• The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

  Don Roff

  Art, Movement, Recipes

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general's bowel movements or their colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country.

  Jean Larteguy

  País, Militar, Ejército

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• When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.

  William S. Burroughs

  Talking, People, Movement

  William S. Burroughs (2012). “Junky: The Definitive Text of "Junk"”, p.49, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements?

  Joseph Heller

  Running, Evil, People

  Catch-22 ch. 18 (1961)

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• Vas a morir. Vas a morir. Y a nadie le va a importar qué versión del iPhone usaste para hacer algo en Twitter, o para ir y publicar sobre tu evacuación intestinal en Facebook. Y ni siquiera estoy hablando de legado; estoy hablando del hecho de que personalmente me siento más vivo cuando estoy haciendo algo, y me siento menos vivo cuando estoy siendo llevado por algún uso odioso de mi atención del que no era consciente. Para mí, esa es la cuestión. Puedes comprarte las zapatillas de correr y puedes comprarte el Runner's World, pero hasta que no te las pones y sales por la puerta todos los días, no eres más que un gordo.

  Merlin Mann

  Hombres, Iphone, Puertas

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• Creo que el gobierno tiene la obligación de vigilar las comunicaciones que podrían revelar un complot para asesinar a millones de estadounidenses. ¿Vigilar los movimientos intestinales? Eso se lo dejaré a algunos de los blogueros gays, es mucho más su estilo.

  Jeff Gannon

  Communication, Gay, Thinking

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• Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

  Howard Stern

  Sex, Uptight, Movement

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• I who was a house full of bowel movement,
  I who was a defaced altar,
  I who wanted to crawl toward God
  could not move nor eat bread.

  Anne Sexton

  God, Moving, House

  Anne Sexton (1975). "El horrible remo hacia Dios", Boston : Houghton Mifflin

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• I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans a month in advance what his bowel movements will be at Easter, and the British plan everything in retrospect, so it always looks as though everything occurred as they intended. The French plan everything whilst appearing to be having a party, and the Spanish...well, God knows. Anyway, Pelagia is Greek, that's my point.

  Luis de Bernieres

  Easter, Party, Thinking

  Louis de Bernieres (2012). “Corelli's Mandolin: A Novel”, p.412, Vintage

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• Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Stupid, Sleep, Light

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• When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even if it meant just sitting on my piano bench, staring into space and thinking about it. It's about keeping it regular, like your bowel movements - let's get real: it's your bodily artistic movements! It comes from the same place.

  Rufus Wainwright

  Real, Thinking, Piano

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