Cat Food Quotes

• Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

  Steven Wright

  Cat, Justice, Cooking

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• I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value.

  Geoffrey Household

  Silly, Cat, Appreciate

  Geoffrey Household (2010). “Rogue Male”, p.76, New York Review of Books

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• Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

  W. L. George

  Cat, Pet, And Love

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• I can be singing about cat food and I'll make you think that I mean it.

  Sammy Hagar

  Mean, Cat, Thinking

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• Los dueños de perros se habrán dado cuenta de que, si les proporcionas comida y agua y cobijo y afecto, pensarán que eres Dios. Mientras que los dueños de gatos se habrán dado cuenta de que, si les das comida, agua y afecto, sacan la conclusión de que son Dios.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Inspiración, Perro, Gato

  Christopher Hitchens (2007). "The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever", p.16, Da Capo Press.

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• If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

  Seth Godin

  Cat, Thinking, Flavor

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• Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Beautiful, Cat, Thinking

  Chuck Palahniuk (2001). "Choke: A Novel", Anchor Books

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• Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

  Karl Pilkington

  Funny, Food, Cat

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• If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

  Mark Mobius

  Cat, Two, Different

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• Los niños son sin duda los comensales más desconfiados del mundo. Comerán barro (crudo o cocido), piedras, pasta, ceras, bolígrafos, peces de colores en movimiento, colillas y comida para gatos. Intenta meterles en la boca un poco de estofado de ternera y te mirarán como a un cachorro cuando te pongas a su lado con el periódico del domingo enrollado.

  Erma Bombeck

  Mudanza, Gato, Niños

  Erma Bombeck (2013). "Colección Erma Bombeck: Si la vida es un tazón de cerezas, ¿qué hago en el pozo?", "Maternidad" y "La hierba siempre es más verde sobre la fosa séptica", p.292, Open Road Media.

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• I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

  Jenny Eclair

  Jobs, Cat, Vision

  "This much I know" by Stuart Husband, www.theguardian.com. December 6, 2008.

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• I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

  Douglas Coupland

  Cat, Exactly Is, Knows

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• The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, you’d have to feed your cat only salmon-flavored cat food for a while, to get the pinks right.

  Scott Westerfeld

  Summer, Cat, Color

  Scott Westerfeld (2011). “Goliath”, p.549, Simon and Schuster

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• You have to ask yourself, what are the things that matter to you most in your life? If you have to have a latte every day that'snice to have right now, but if you take that latte every day right now, you may wind up eating cat food when you are 70. And you have to decide which is worse.

  William J. Bernstein

  Cat, Wind, May

  "A Young Person's Guide To Getting Rich Slowly". Interview with Robin Young, www.npr.org. June 16, 2014.

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