Crazy Women Quotes

• No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

  W. C. Fields

  Crazy, Doubt, Degrees

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• Esto es todo lo que tienes que saber sobre los hombres y las mujeres: las mujeres están locas, los hombres son estúpidos. Y la razón principal por la que las mujeres están locas es que los hombres son estúpidos.

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Boda, Verdad

  "¿Cuándo traerá Jesús las chuletas de cerdo?". Libro de George Carlin, 2004.

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• The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

  George Carlin

  Crazy, Stupid, Men

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.550, Hachette UK

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• If someone had asked who could stage the best intervention with a crazy woman who had formerly been an undead monster, Sydney Sage would have been my last guess.

  Richelle Mead

  Crazy, Sage, Lasts

  Richelle Mead (2010). “Last Sacrifice: A Vampire Academy Novel”, p.180, Penguin

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• The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

  Tucker Max

  Couple, Crazy, Florida

  "Uncommon Interview: Tucker Max". Interview with Jen Glickel, www.chicagomaroon.com. May 17, 2005.

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• La memoria es una loca que acumula trapos de colores y tira la comida.

  Austin O'Malley

  Funny, Memories, Crazy

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• Before she knew what she was about, she was jumping about like a crazy woman, yelling, “Yes! Yes! I win!” “You don’t win,” Anthony snapped. “Oh, it feels like I’ve won,” she reveled.

  Julia Quinn

  Crazy, Winning, Jumping

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• Its awfully hard to be the son of a great man and also of a half-crazy woman.

  Henry Steele Commager

  Crazy, Son, Men

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• Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.

  Bill Maher

  Crazy, Long, Trying

  Twitter post from Jul 18, 2014

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• I've never stabbed, hurt, killed, stolen, anything, but I went to jail for a year. What is that? My pastor said to me the fact that I'm not living under a bridge as a crazy woman, talking to myself, is amazing.

  Marrón Foxy

  Hurt, Crazy, Talking

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