Dumbasses Quotes

• I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

  Lisa Kudrow

  Stupid, Mad, Dumb

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• My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Dumb, May, Ass

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• That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

  David Wong

  Choices, Hours, Ability

  David Wong (2011). “John Dies at the End”, p.90, Titan Books

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• No hagas lo que sabes a nivel instintivo que no debes hacerNo creo que haya una sola estupidez que haya hecho en mi vida adulta que no supiera que era una estupidez mientras la hacía. Incluso cuando me lo justificaba a mí mismo, como hacía siempre, la parte más sincera de mí sabía que estaba haciendo lo incorrecto. Siempre. A medida que pasan los años, aprendo a confiar más en mi instinto y a no hacer lo incorrecto, pero de vez en cuando recibo un duro recordatorio de que aún me queda trabajo por hacer.

  Cheryl Strayed

  Pensamiento, Años, Adultos

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• Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff.

  Dean Young

  Fall, Errors, Height

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• Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.

  Gerald McRaney

  Mean, Smoke

  Fuente: www.abilitymagazine.com

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• come and get it, you dumbass

  Iris Johansen

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• La ficción de terror parece engendrar más "reglas" estúpidas que cualquier otro tipo de escritura, y una de las más estúpidas es el supuesto "requisito" de un final enrevesado, que se remonta hasta H.H. Munro. Esta historia es también el resultado de una larga reflexión sobre cómo las historias a veces se hunden o disminuyen por sucumbir a tales "reglas".

  David J

  Escritura, Largos, Giros

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• Simon had been all lined up and he’d managed to throw away the best girl he’d ever meet. “What a dumbass,” Beck muttered. “No way I’d have done that.

  Jana Oliver

  Girl, Done, Way

  Jana Oliver (2013). “Demon Trappers 1-3: Forsaken, Forbidden, Forgiven”, p.418, Pan Macmillan

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• Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.

  Jill Shalvis

  Taken, Men, Two

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• I know plenty of hyper-intelligent metal people, but at the same time, there's this dumbass, hardheaded, macho attitude associated with it. For younger people, it's like a succubus.

  Blake Judd

  Attitude, Intelligent, People

  "No lo llames timo". Entrevista en Pitchfork, pitchfork.com.

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• What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good." "Your laughter," he said without hesitation. "Feeling your hands on me. The way you look at me, whether I've been a complete dumbass, or just made you come-" With a laugh, she ducked her head, but he dipped his down until she was looking at him again. "You want to know what scared me?" he asked. "Yes" He leaned even closer and slid a hand to the nape of her neck. "The thought of never having those things with you again." -Chloe and Sawyer (Head over Heels)

  Jill Shalvis

  Laughter, Hands, Laughing

  FaceBook post by Jill Shalvis from Oct 21, 2013

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• Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater

  Lisa McMann

  Math, Missing, Psychology

  Lisa McMann (2009). “Fade”, p.42, Simon and Schuster

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• And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up!

  Rachel Caine

  Splits, Dorms, Firsts

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• I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin.

  Bruce Pearl

  Mistake, Missing, Hook

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• Tengo fotos de mi hija, en el hospital, a los tres segundos, a los seis segundos, a los nueve segundos, y luego a los quince segundos, porque el tonto no podía tener la cámara lista lo suficientemente rápido. Sí, ja, ja, ja. Lo escribió en el álbum de fotos.

  Christopher Titus

  Hija, Cámaras, Álbumes

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Yo, dumbass. What do you think she’d be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I can’t kill him? (Hauk) You’re afraid of handling explosives. (Nykyrian) One day I’m going to get over that and when I do…(Hauk) I’ll wisely stop annoying you. (Darling)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Thinking, Giving, Ballet

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