Loch Ness Monster Quotes

• The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world that might have Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster is clearly superior to one that definitely does not.

  Chris Van Allsburg

  Believe, Monsters, Doe

  Caldecott Medal acceptance speech for The Polar Express, polarexpress.com. 1986.

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• El humor inglés se parece al Monstruo del Lago Ness en que ambos son famosos, pero existe la firme sospecha de que ninguno de los dos existe.

  George Mikes

  Strong, Monsters, Suspicion

  George Mikes (2016). “English Humour for Beginners”, p.7, Penguin UK

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• El monstruo del lago Ness tampoco existe. El lago Ness no es lo bastante grande como para ocultar un anfibio o reptil de nueve metros durante cientos de años.

  Brian Jones

  Years, Feet, Monsters

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.

  Kumail Nanjiani

  Mean, Vampire, Monsters

  Fuente: www.motherjones.com

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• Though if love was an animal, Garret knew, it would probably be the Loch Ness Monster. If it didn’t exist, that didn’t matter. People made models of it, put it in the water, and took photos. The hoax of it was good enough. The idea of it. Though some people feared it, wished it would just go away, had their lives insured against being eaten alive by it.

  Tao Lin

  Animal, Ideas, People

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• I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

  Thom Yorke

  Mother, House, Monsters

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• Contrary to popular belief, the Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur -- it's a huge mutant duck, a top researcher claims.... Most mainstream Nessie researchers consider Gluber's duck theory to be horse feathers and are trying to blast it out of the water.

  Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

  Horse, Ducks, Water

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• People often trust low-res images because they look more real. But of course they are not more real, just easier to fake. [...] You never see a 10-megapixel photograph of Big Foot or the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.

  Errol Morris

  Real, Feet, People

  "Photography as a Weapon". opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com. August 11, 2008.

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• ¿Puedo hacerte una pregunta? Ya sabes, con vampiros y hombres lobo y duendes y esas cosas, ¿hay alguna criatura mitológica que no exista realmente?". "Por supuesto", contestó. "El unicornio y el duende serían las dos principales. El monstruo del lago Ness tampoco es real, es sólo alguien llamado Bert.

  Derek Landy

  Real, Dos, Vampiro

  Derek Landy (2015). "Skulduggery Pleasant:", p.140, HarperCollins UK.

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• I don't understand the feeling of, the way people speak of writing as though it were, like, some kind of djinn to be summoned or like it's the Loch Ness monster or seeing a shooting star. It's a physical act. It is a thing you do with your muscles and your body and your willpower. Watch, I'll show you: get a piece of paper. Get a pencil. Put the pencil on the paper and write the word 'something.'

  Matt Fraction

  Stars, Book, Writing

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