Monocles Quotes

• The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

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• A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.

  Carolyn Wells

  Ojo, Hombres, Mente

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• I would like to see a president with a monocle.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Presidente

  Fuente: www.foxnews.com

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• Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.

  Chip Kidd

  Cousin, Sorry, Believe

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• Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used

  Terry-Thomas

  Talking, Teeth, Fancy

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• No, no nací con un monóculo en el ojo.

  Conrad Veidt

  Eye, Born

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• Por otro lado, me atraen los sombreros de copa, las polainas y los bigotes. Aún no he leído ningún Missed Connection en el que aparezca alguien con monóculo, pero ten por seguro que si lo hago, lo compraré.

  Sophie Blackall

  Hands, Mustache, Connections

  Fuente: therumpus.net

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• You ought to have seen Frédéric with his monocle, his greying whiskers, his calm demeanour, carving his plump quack-quack, trussed and already flamed, throwing it into the pan, preparing the sauce, salting and peppering like Claude Monet's paintings, with the seriousness of a judge and the precision of a mathematician, and opening up, with a sure hand, in advance, every perspective of taste.

  Leon Daudet

  Opening Up, Ducks, Hands

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• Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

  Dennis Miller

  Divertido, Humor, Gato

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• He did look like the Monopoly man, but it was smooth. I thought he was going to pull a monocle out. That would have been awesome. And did you see the pocket watch? That was incredible.

  Richard Sherman

  Men, Nfl, Pockets

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