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• 9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

  Jon Stewart

  Potatoes, Congress, Lays

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• When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake.

  Dave Barry

  Balance, Sticks, Ponies

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• I tend to eat things in fours. I'll eat four nuts, four grapes, four chips at a time. I don't know why. It's not really a superstition. I don't think anything bad will happen if I don't, but three potato chips doesn't seem right.

  Jimmy Wales

  Thinking, Nuts, Three

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• Hace dos generaciones, sólo unos pocos niños desafortunados veían a alguien golpeado en la cabeza con un ladrillo, tiroteado, embestido por un coche, volado por los aires, inmolado, violado o torturado. Ahora todos los niños, junto con sus mayores, ven esas imágenes todos los días de su vida y se espera que las disfruten. ... El niño de siete años que esconde los ojos ante el drama familiar de policías y ladrones se insensibiliza cuatro años más tarde hasta el punto de hacer crujir patatas fritas ante el último vídeo desagradable.

  Penélope Leach

  Niños, Drama, Ojo

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• I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.

  Jean Smart

  Years, Smoking, Together

  "Jean se pone en forma y hace dieta". Entrevista con Candace A. Wedlan, articles.latimes.com. 20 th Of July de 1998.

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• My mum and my husband are from Irish backgrounds so we have a lot of potatoes. Chips, mashed, boiled, new potatoes, I love them all. Even the slightly wanky ones like Duchess potatoes that go up in a little spiral.

  Jo Brand

  Husband, Littles, Potatoes

  "Lunch with Mariella: Jo Brand". Interview with Mariella Frostrup, www.theguardian.com. October 16, 2010.

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• Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you only want another one, like potato chips or something, and the best thing you get is fat and bloated. I'd rather just refuse, thanks.

  Chazz Palminteri

  Rejection, Ego, Fuel

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• Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand and potato chips in the other is going to say, I can do that. America likes to see people crash.

  Missy Giove

  Sports, Country, Beer

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• Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.

  Cassandra Clare

  Mom, Anime, Hands

  Cassandra Clare (2009). “Sample of the CITYs”, p.47, Simon and Schuster

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• He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still eaten her. Not something I particularly wanted to contemplate.

  Josh Lanyon

  Potatoes, Wanted, Wells

  Josh Lanyon (2010). “All She Wrote”, p.117, Samhain Publishing

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• Las casas tapiadas, los escaparates en ruinas, las iglesias envejecidas, los niños de familias desconocidas que se paseaban por las calles -congregaciones ruidosas de adolescentes, niñas adolescentes que daban patatas fritas a niños pequeños que lloraban, los envoltorios desechados que caían por la calle- todo ello susurraba dolorosas verdades.

  Barack Obama

  Girl, Teenage, Block

  Barack Obama (2007). “Dreams From My Father”, p.157, Canongate Books

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• I don't want to have to put on that "thing" - I call it "the thing" when I have to do my hair, put on the lashes, get dressed up. When I go out for potato chips, I just want to go out looking like myself, which means you will see bad pictures of me. There probably are some out there right now, but it's just part of the life.

  Tyra Banks

  Mean, Hair, Potatoes

  "Tyra Banks struts off runway, for good". "The Associated Press" Interview, www.today.com. December 2, 2005.

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• The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve?

  Ann Coulter

  Friday, New York, Media

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• A veces son momentos así, momentos realmente complicados, momentos absorbentes, los que te hacen darte cuenta de que incluso los tiempos difíciles tienen cosas que te hacen sentir vivo. Y luego está la música, y las chicas, y las drogas, y los vagabundos que han leído a Pauline Kael, y los pedales wah-wah, y los sabores ingleses de las patatas fritas, y ni siquiera he leído Martin Chuzzlewit todavía... Hay mucho por ahí.

  Nick Hornby

  Chica, Real, Tiempos Difíciles

  "Un largo camino hacia abajo". Libro de Nick Hornby, 7 de mayo de 2005.

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• "Constitucional" es una auténtica maravilla de palabra. Resulta muy fácil de pronunciar. De hecho, es muy divertido decirla. Con-stit-too-shun-al'. Es el equivalente verbal de saltar por la calle con un cucurucho de helado en la mano. Es como una bolsa semántica de patatas fritas Lays. No se puede decir una sola vez.

  Paul Feig

  Fun, Real, Ice Cream

  "Test Marketing a New Term ..." by Paul Feig, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 25, 2005.

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• Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of the real thing, but your insides fill up with synthetic runny stuff.

  Roger Ebert

  Real, Stuff, Potatoes

  Roger Ebert (2002). “Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook 2003”, p.473, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

  Carlos Mencía

  Blanco, Gente, Negro

  "Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

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• If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.

  Dana Gould

  Hands, Abortion, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Mar 15, 2012

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• Cuando pienses: "¿Por qué tengo que volver a comer la cazuela de la tía Sue con patatas fritas desmenuzadas por encima?", cambia ese pensamiento por "Un par de bocados no me matarán".

  Mary Schmich

  Pareja, Tía, Pensar

  "Thanksgiving Helper Hotline addresses pressing holiday issues" por Mary Schmich, articles.chicagotribune.com. 21 de noviembre de 2012.

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• Si me hubieras preguntado cuando tenía 28 años y estaba vestida de novia si alguna vez pensé que acabaría a los cuarenta echándole la bronca a mi marido por unas patatas fritas, te habría dicho que estabas loco.

  Jenna McCarthy

  Marido, Loco, Pájaro

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• Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove.

  Chuck Jones

  Summer, Confused, Fog

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• There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't have that in the house. Random little small mini candy bars, don't even think about it. I just have to watch everything. I have to stay between 1500 and 1600 calories a day. That's it.

  Richard Simmons

  Thinking, House, Potatoes

  Fuente: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist's connection with readers is likely to be superficial and fleeting, unless he taps into some fervent special interest niche. And that audience, almost by definition, will be tiny.

  Bill Watterson

  Special, Connections, Fleeting

  Fuente: library.osu.edu

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• Vanidad, ¿verdad?" Nash reapareció en el salón con una bolsa abierta de patatas fritas. "Nomino a mi venerable hermano. Le gusta jugar al héroe, y una mirada a él debería establecer el ángulo de la vanidad". "¡Nash!" No debería haberme sorprendido la indirecta. Pero lo estaba. "¿Qué? Levantó una ceja en señal de desafío. "¿Está bien que me llames celoso, pero no que le llames vanidoso?". "Ser consciente de las evidentes ventajas de uno no implica vanidad", insistió Tod con calma. Nash se volvió contra él. "¿Implica narcisismo?". Tod resopló. "Te lo dice el tipo que tiene más productos para el pelo que su novia.

  Rachel Vincent

  Novia, Hermano, Héroe

  Rachel Vincent (2014). "Soul Screamers: Volume 4", p.33, Harlequin

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• Intente lanzar una pelota sólo una vez para un perro. Sería como comer sólo un cacahuete o una patata frita. Intenta ignorar las importunaciones de un Golden Retriever que te ha traído su pelota de tenis, ¡el mayor tesoro que posee!

  Roger Caras

  Dog, Greatest Treasure, Tennis

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