Praying Mantis Quotes

• I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

  James Floyd

  Girlfriend, Female, Hints

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• A black widow loves her mate then kills him. A praying mantis loves her mate then eats him. Women love my dad, but he's too big to eat.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Black, Widows

  "Titus", www.imdb.com. 2000-2002.

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• Soy como una mantis religiosa, después de acostarme con un tío le arranco la cabeza.

  JWoww

  Sex, Rip, Guy

  "Season's Over, Folks, But Jersey Shore One-Liners Will Live Forever!" by Lisa Chudnofsky, www.mtv.com. January 22, 2010.

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• Mama used to tell us a story about a cicada sitting high in a tree. It chirps and drinks in dew, oblivious to the praying mantis behind it. The mantis arches up its front leg to stab the cicada, but it doesn't know an oriole perches behind it. The bird stretches out its neck to snap up the mantis for a midday meal, but its unaware of the boy who's come into the garden with a net. Three creatures—the cicada, the mantis and the oriole—all coveted gains without being aware of the greater and inescapable danger that was coming.

  Lisa See

  Boys, Garden, Bird

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• I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis.

  Kesha

  Men, Hobbies, Bases

  "Ke$ha: There's a Real Girl Underneath All That Glitter". Interview with Logan Hill, www.glamour.com. February 2, 2012.

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• Piensa en mí como la mantis religiosa del mundo sobrenatural. ¿No son esos los bichos que arrancan la cabeza a los machos? Link parecía escéptico. Sí. Luego se las comen

  Kami García

  Thinking, Males, World

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