Stupid Guy Quotes

• Porque cuando un chico hace algo estúpido una vez, bueno, es porque es un chico. Pero si hace la misma estupidez dos veces, suele ser para impresionar a alguna chica.

  Dr. Seuss

  Girl, Stupid, Guy

  "Fictional character: The Once-ler". "The Lorax", www.imdb.com. March 2, 2012.

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• Women are pretty good. Women usually fight about some stupid guy and then when they figure out it's just a stupid guy they make up and move on.

  Garry Marshall

  Stupid, Moving, Fighting

  Fuente: www.movieweb.com

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• A nadie le gusta que un estúpido espabile.

  Stephen King

  Wise, Stupid, Guy

  Stephen King (2008). “The Stand”, p.152, Anchor

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• Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um.

  Rick Riordan

  Girl, Stupid, Kissing

  Rick Riordan (2009). “Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth”, p.262, Penguin UK

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• Gracias en parte a nuestro sistema educativo, tendemos a pensar que somos más listos que los estúpidos con pelucas graciosas que nos precedieron. Pero eso es porque confundimos tecnología, progreso y acceso a la información con inteligencia. Pensamos que porque sabemos usar iPhones (pero no construirlos), navegar por Internet (pero no entender cómo funciona) y usar Google (pero sin saber realmente nada), nuestro sistema educativo funciona de maravilla. Del mismo modo, pensamos que aquellos aristócratas tontos que usaban caballos para desplazarse y no tenían electricidad eran neandertales.

  Glenn Beck

  Caballo, Educativo, Estúpido

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• Our [American] money system is structurally brittle. It doesn't matter if you put a very clever guy or a stupid guy at the wheel. The clever guy will take a half hour to have an accident, and the stupid guy will take ten minutes.

  Bernard Lietaer

  Clever, Stupid, Guy

  Source: www.greenamerica.org

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• I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.

  Jim Breuer

  Baby, Dad, Father

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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