Stupid Jokes Quotes

• Sólo dos cosas son infinitas, el universo y la estupidez humana, y no estoy seguro de la primera.

  Albert Einstein

  Divertido, Hilarante, Educación

  Albert Einstein (2015). "Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century", p.32, St. Martin's Press.

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• Los dos elementos más comunes del universo son el hidrógeno y la estupidez.

  Harlan Ellison

  Divertido, Vida, Estúpido

  Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). "Bugf#ck: El ingenio y la sabiduría inútiles de Harlan Ellison"

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• La luz viaja más rápido que el sonido. Por eso algunas personas parecen brillantes hasta que se las oye hablar.

  Alan Dundes

  Inspirador, Divertido, Navidad

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• If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

  Haruki Murakami

  Running, Stupid, Car

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• I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

  Chelsea Handler

  Stupid, Jokes

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• All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

  John Cleese

  Stupid, Mean, Humour

  "Interview: John Cleese and Eric Idle, founding members of Monty Python". Interview with Tony Jones, www.abc.net.au. February 18, 2016.

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• It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no. You know what it is? People are adults and they know they're at a comedy show but every once in a while somebody isn't an adult and then for some reason, you know, it's lazy reporting. They're trying to create this thing that isn't happening. It's not like people go in there and are just sitting with laptops open getting ready to blog about every stupid joke.

  Bill Burr

  Stupid, Talking, People

  Source: www.smudailycampus.com

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• There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

  Jon Glaser

  Stupid, Night, Tvs

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.

  Jean-Pierre Jeunet

  Stupid, Mind, Littles

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• You don't make stupid jokes in art.

  Martin Kippenberger

  Art, Stupid, Jokes

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• I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a mythical premise for a stupid joke, I found playing off truth got the best result.

  Mel Brooks

  Stupid, Creating, Comedy

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• It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

  Nick Hornby

  Stupid, Ejaculation, People

  Nick Hornby (1996). “High Fidelity”, p.183, Penguin

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• I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn't already, because there was no going back now. Not for me.

  Kami García

  Stupid, Fall, Thinking

  "Beautiful Creatures". Book by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl, books.google.ru. December 1, 2009.

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• Me convertí en el cuentacuentos del South Side de Chicago. Usaba un viejo betún líquido Kiwi como micrófono. Iba por la casa entrevistando a todo el mundo, contando chistes estúpidos, haciendo voces. Imitaba a Sidney Poitier, a Sammy Davis Jr., a gente de 'Laugh-In', a Flip Wilson.

  Bernie Mac

  Stupid, Shoes, Voice

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• My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.

  Joel Klein

  Funny, Nice, Stupid

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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