Tylenol Quotes

• I do sport at the gym a few times a week, but I hate it. Work is my only remedy. I feel so twisted and horrible in the morning, but then I go to the office and I start feeling better. Work is my Tylenol. Extra-strength.

  Alber Elbaz

  Sports, Morning, Hate

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• I just tape four Tylenols to it.

  Boris Mironov

  Hockey, Nhl, Tape

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• Parece que elegí la semana equivocada para dejar de esnifar pegamento.

  Lloyd Bridges

  Avión, Pegamento, Apariencia

  "Personaje de ficción: Steve McCroskey". "¡Avión!", www.imdb.com. 1980.

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• Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
  1. You're wearing that?
  2. Something smells funny.
  3. Where's the Tylenol?
  4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
  5. I have a confession to make…
  6. My dad has a suit just like that.
  7. That man is hot. Look at him.
  8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
  9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
  10. You're how old?

  Gena Showalter

  Brother, Dad, Men

  Gena Showalter (2007). “Animal Instincts”, p.3, HQN Books

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• I'm a goody two-shoes who's never taken anything stronger than Tylenol.

  Erika Christensen

  Taken, Shoes, Two

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• I relieve rappers just like Tylenol

  Big Daddy Kane

  Rapper, Hip Hop

  Song: Raw

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• Tengo problemas para que mi seguro médico me apruebe los antidepresivos básicos. Y tengo el mejor plan que tiene mi agencia. ¡No puedo drogarme con esto! No voy a venderlo. Conseguir mi medicación es fundamental. Soy yo diciendo: "Sólo quiero vivir". Y su respuesta parece ser: "Estamos de acuerdo en que es cuestión de vida o muerte; por eso lo rechazamos". Cada vez que me resfrío, tengo Tylenol con codeína a raudales. ¿Pero la medicación que necesito para vivir? No.

  Jenny Lawson

  Agency, Life And Death, Needs

  Fuente: therumpus.net

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• That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb) Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Century, Yeah, Caleb

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• I’m feeling great. Well, pretty great, unless I’ve forgotten to take a couple of Tylenols in the past four or five hours, in which case I’ve begun to feel some jagged little pains shooting down my left forearm and into the base of the thumb.

  Roger Angell

  Couple, Pain, Past

  "This Old Man" by Roger Angell, www.newyorker.com. February 17 & 24, 2014.

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• If Jeff Mogil and Ron Melzack are right about genetics and pain, fifty years from now, generic Tylenol tablets will seem as quaint to us as a bottle of sarsaparilla tonic. Instead, we'll take our genotype ID bracely to the local genopharmacologist to order some bespoke pharmaceuticals. Or we may rise at four A.M. to meditate on the part of our nature that is painful and feel better for it. Along with social insurance, we'll carry geno-cards that list our predispositions: photosensitivity, osteoporosis, and poor response to codeine.

  Marni Jackson

  Pain, Feel Better, Order

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• What would you like? (Maggie) I don’t care. I’ll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Chocolate, Wrens, Care

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