Vaseline Quotes

• Un truco de belleza poco habitual es que suelo utilizar vaselina para desmaquillarme. Funciona muy bien y es buena para la piel sensible.

  Rachel Bilson

  Skins, Use, Unusual

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• There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.

  Richard Jeni

  Lying, Romance, Cameras

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• Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline.

  William Gibson

  Spread, Computing, Warm

  William Gibson (2012). “Distrust That Particular Flavor”, p.44, Penguin

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• You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

  Leonard Cohen

  Jelly, Explanation, Brando

  Song: Is This What You Wanted, Album: New Skin For The Old Ceremony, 1974

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• Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Music, Song, Thinking

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.159, Bantam

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• The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.

  L. Neil Smith

  Government, Media, Function

  L. Neil Smith (2001). “The American Zone”, p.21, Macmillan

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• You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.

  Tyler Perry

  Eye, Night, Oil

  "Tyler Perry, Taking Madea from Stage to Page". "Talk of the Nation" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. April 12, 2006.

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• 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint

  John Green

  Girly, Blue, Water

  John Green (2013). “Paper Towns”, p.31, A&C Black

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• Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age.

  Malcolm Cowley

  Glasses, Shoes, Over You

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• I started playing bass in my friend's band for some reason. It was just something I did because, well, he asked me if I wanted to play bass and he played me this song - Nirvana's version of "Molly's Lips", the Vaselines song - and he said, "You can do this! This is not hard!" and it's like a two-note song. I learned that and then I thought I was a genius.

  Jens Lekman

  Canción, Jugar, Dos

  Interview with Ryan Schreiber, pitchfork.com. February 13, 2006.

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• Para la belleza diaria, soy de las que usan bastoncillos de algodón y vaselina. Nunca salgo de casa sin los bastoncillos de algodón, son una gran solución para cualquier emergencia con el maquillaje.

  Scarlett Johansson

  Chica, Hogar, Maquillaje

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• Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.

  Don Sutton

  United States, States, United

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