Your Stupid Quotes

• Entonces una persona estúpida, igual que cualquier otra persona estúpida, entra en tu estúpida vida... Les das una parte de ti. No te lo piden. Un día hacen algo tonto, como besarte o sonreírte, y entonces tu vida ya no es tuya.

  Neil Gaiman

  Amor, Vida, Sonrisa

  "El hombre de arena: The Kindly Ones". Libro de Neil Gaiman, 1996.

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• Sólo dos cosas son infinitas, el universo y la estupidez humana, y no estoy seguro de la primera.

  Albert Einstein

  Divertido, Hilarante, Educación

  Albert Einstein (2015). "Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century", p.32, St. Martin's Press.

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• Los dos elementos más comunes del universo son el hidrógeno y la estupidez.

  Harlan Ellison

  Divertido, Vida, Estúpido

  Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). "Bugf#ck: El ingenio y la sabiduría inútiles de Harlan Ellison"

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  Nunca subestimes el poder de la gente estúpida en grandes grupos.

  George Carlin

  Naturaleza, Filosofía, Estúpido

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  Habla con sentido común a un tonto y te llamará tonto.

  Eurípides

  Relación, Estúpida, Comunicación

  Eurípides (2013). "Eurípides V: Bacantes, Ifigenia en Aulis, El cíclope, Rhesus", p.38, University of Chicago Press.

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• Fumar mata. Si te mata, has perdido una parte muy importante de tu vida.

  Brooke Shields

  Divertido, Vida, Ingenioso

  Testimonio en las audiencias de la Cámara de Representantes sobre la publicidad de los cigarrillos, 25 de junio de 1981

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• El genio puede tener sus limitaciones, pero la estupidez no tiene ese impedimento.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Divertido, Negocios, Estúpido

  Elbert Hubbard Bert Hubbard (1923). "Escritos escogidos de Elbert Hubbard: su acuñación de sabiduría, acuñada a partir de una vida de amor, risas y trabajo".

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• I am infected with your stupidity.

  Ryan Dunn

  Estupidez

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• If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.

  Charles Bukowski

  Phones, Stupidity, Phone Calls

  Charles Bukowski (2009). “Hollywood”, p.27, Canongate Books

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• De todos los productos de consumo, mascar chicle es quizá el más ridículo: literalmente no tiene ningún nutriente - sólo lo masticas para darte algo que hacer con tu estúpida boca occidental idiota. La mitad del mundo se muere de hambre, y la otra dice: "En realidad no necesito ningún alimento, pero me vendría bien masticar para no pensar en nada".

  Russell Brand

  Estúpido, Dar, Mente

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• What you believe might be wrong; what you don't believe might be right! Don't be sure of things! Doubt! Investigate! Leave your stupid conceit that your belief is an absolute truth! Open your mind to all the possibilities!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Stupid, Believe, Doubt

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• By the time you are in your thirties, most of the time, you've got a job, you can pay for your rent, you can create this nice world around you. And still, you're only in your thirties - you're not that far away from your twenties, which is when you're making all of your stupid mistakes.

  Katie Aselton

  Jobs, Mistake, Nice

  "Katie Aselton’s Freebie-jeebies". Interview with Alexandria Symonds, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 12, 2011.

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• Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.

  Laura Schlessinger

  Women, Stupid, Decision

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• Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Stupid, Sleep, Light

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• When you're jealous, especially of someone else's art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas. It's hard to pull those walls down and look at what you're hiding. Look at your own weakness and realize that the jealousy came from knowing that you're intimidated by someone else's work, and that when you compare it to your own, you fall short.

  Joe Rogan

  Art, Wall, Selfish

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. November 20, 2014.

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• I recalled when I worked in the woods and the bars of Madras, Oregon. That short-haired joy and roughness America your stupidity. I could almost love you again.

  Gary Snyder

  Love You, Oregon, America

  Gary Snyder (1992). “No nature: new and selected poems”, Pantheon

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• If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Wall, Stupid, Bagpipes

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• Now suppose both death and hell were utterly defeated.  Suppose the fight was fixed.  Suppose God took you on a crystal ball trip into your future and you saw with indubitable certainty that despite everything — your sin, your smallness, your stupidity — you could have free for the asking your whole crazy heart’s deepest desire: heaven, eternal joy.  Would you not return fearless and singing?  What can earth do to you, if you are guaranteed heaven?  To fear the worst earthly loss would be like a millionaire fearing the loss of a penny — less, a scratch on a penny.

  Peter Kreeft

  Loco, Corazón, Pérdida

  Peter Kreeft (1989). “Heaven, the Heart's Deepest Longing”, p.82, Ignatius Press

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• Puse muchos huevos en la misma cesta, como en la adolescencia: "Me compro estos discos, me pongo esto". Hice bastante de eso. Tienes que hacerlo, llevar tus estúpidos zapatos, llevar tu estúpido pelo.

  Dylan Moran

  Adolescente, Estúpido, Huevos

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• Nico bailó como si necesitara ir al baño. "¿Realmente Zeus tiene rayos que hacen seiscientos de daño? ¿Recibe puntos de movimiento extra por...?" "¡Nico, cállate!". Bianca se llevó las manos a la cara. "Esto no es tu estúpido juego de mitomagia, ¿vale? ¡No hay dioses!

  Rick Riordan

  Estúpido, Manos, Juegos

  Rick Riordan (2008). "Percy Jackson y la maldición de los titanes", p.30, Penguin UK.

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• Shutup,Caine," Edilio said in a voice so soft it was almost a whisper. Anger, a dangerous anger, flared in Caine. "Who are you to talk to me that way?" "You've been the problem, Caine. From the start. You're the one who kept us from ever really being able to unite, to fight this thing, You and your stupid need to control everyone. Don't you come here now all sheepish, all head hanging down and tell me you're scared." Edilio stabbed a finger in Caine's chest. It was such a un-Edilio moment it surprised them both.

  Michael Grant

  Stupid, Fighting, Voice

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• It is better just to get on with the business of living and minding your own business and maybe, if God likes the way you do things, he may just let you flower for a day or a night. But don't go pestering and begging and telling him all your stupid little sins, that way you will spoil his day.

  Bryce Courtenay

  Stupid, Flower, Night

  Bryce Courtenay (1989). “The Power of One”, Random House LLC

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• Great God! What have I turned into? What right have you people to clutter up my life, steal my time, probe my soul, suckle my thoughts, have me for your companion, confidant, and information bureau? What do you take me for? Am I an entertainer on salary, required every evening to play an intellectual farce under your stupid noses? Am I a slave, bought and paid for, to crawl on my belly in front of you idlers and lay at your feet all that I do and all that I know?

  Henry Miller

  Stupid, Play, Feet

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• Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!

  P. C. Cast

  Cheating, Stupid, Blood

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• I want to make you faint. I will make you faint. You've had this coming to you for years. None of the fools you've known have kissed you like this - have they? Your precious Charles or Frank or your stupid Ashley... I said your stupid Ashley. Gentlemen all - what do they know about women? What do they know about you? I know you.

  Margaret Mitchell

  Stupid, Years, Gentleman

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