Scott Adams Funny Quotes

• Si no hay preguntas estúpidas, ¿qué tipo de preguntas hacen los estúpidos? ¿Se vuelven inteligentes justo a tiempo para hacer preguntas?

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Smart, Stupid

• Ojalá fuera más tonto para poder estar más seguro de mis opiniones. Parece divertido.

  Scott Adams

  Divertido, estupidez, tonto

• Los trabajadores más ineficaces son trasladados sistemáticamente al lugar donde pueden hacer menos daño: la dirección.

  Scott Adams

  Divertido, Negocios, Trabajo

  Wall Street Journal, 22 de mayo de 1995 Véase Pedro 1

• No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Travel, New York

• I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

  Scott Adams

  Divertido, Hilarante, Ingenioso

• As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

  Scott Adams

  Divertido, Humor, Gato

• You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Wise, Country

• In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Death, Work

  Scott Adams (1996). "El principio Dilbert: una visión desde el cubículo de jefes, reuniones, modas de gestión y otras aflicciones del lugar de trabajo".

• Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Jobs, Expectations

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