Samantha Bee Quotes

• Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

  Samantha Bee

  Gambling, Years, People

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• Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.

  Samantha Bee

  Christmas, Christian, Religious

  "The Daily Show", www.imdb.com.

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• The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.

  Samantha Bee

  Laughing, Dictator, Worst

  Fuente: www.motherjones.com

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• Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

  Samantha Bee

  Pain, Disappointment, Sleep

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• I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

  Samantha Bee

  People, Live In The Moment, Sitting

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• I find Donald Trump so haphazard, and that keeps me up at night.

  Samantha Bee

  Noche

  "The Entrée at Samantha Bee’s Alternative White House Press Dinner? Trump Roast". Interview with David Corn, www.motherjones.com. May/June 2017.

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• I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

  Samantha Bee

  Wife, Rude, Next

  Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 9, 2016.

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• Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

  Samantha Bee

  Sex, Half, Tampons

  Samantha Bee (2011). “I Know I Am, But What Are You?”, p.99, Simon and Schuster

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• Hay una zona de peligro si te tomas demasiado en serio. Es una trampa terrible en la que caer. Creo que es la muerte de la comedia.

  Samantha Bee

  Fall, Thinking, Comedy

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• Sigo siendo muy tímido. Creo que muchos actores e intérpretes son gente muy rara y tímida que se lo curra en el escenario. No sé por qué.

  Samantha Bee

  Pensamiento, Gente, Tímido

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• It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

  Samantha Bee

  People, Goes On, Radio

  Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 9, 2016.

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• You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

  Samantha Bee

  Willing, Asks

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• It's fun to be surrounded by people that you love.

  Samantha Bee

  Fun, People

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

  Samantha Bee

  Stories, Want, Treats

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes on to become a Vice Presidential candidate in a hotly contested presidential race. With hilarious results. They must be so bummed.

  Samantha Bee

  Sorry, People, Presidential

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

  Samantha Bee

  Hate, Love You, People

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a civil dialogue, it's a much smoother road to compromise. The key thing to remember is it's a daily practice.

  Samantha Bee

  Compromise, Remember, Dialogue

  Fuente: www.motherjones.com

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• It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day.

  Samantha Bee

  People, Ruins, Uncomfortable

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

  Samantha Bee

  People, Speak, Honestly

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• I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

  Samantha Bee

  Television, Canada, Film

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• Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn't want to meet that person. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that.

  Samantha Bee

  Evil, Trying, Hopefully

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of interviewing real, live people. Sometimes they come along the journey with you, and most of the time they don't.

  Samantha Bee

  Real, Mean, Journey

  Fuente: tv.avclub.com

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• As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator.

  Samantha Bee

  Strong, Voice, Projects

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

  Samantha Bee

  Daughter, Children, Real

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

  Samantha Bee

  Party, Anxiety Disorder, Shy

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