Terry Pratchett Quotes About Excuses

• Se ha dicho que hay dos tipos de personas en el mundo. Están los que, cuando se les presenta un vaso exactamente medio lleno, dicen: este vaso está medio lleno. Y están los que dicen: este vaso está medio vacío. Sin embargo, el mundo pertenece a aquellos que pueden mirar el vaso y decir: ¿Qué pasa con este vaso? ¿Perdón? ¿Cómo dice? ¿Este es mi vaso? No lo creo. ¡Mi vaso estaba lleno! ¡Y era un vaso más grande! ¿Quién ha estado pellizcando mi cerveza?

  Terry Pratchett

  Truth, Food, Beer

• SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it's wrong.

  Terry Pratchett

  Way, Doe, Excuse

• Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would be okay. Three minutes, even. You could go to five minutes, perhaps. But that was just it. If you could go for five minutes, then you'd go to ten, then half an hour, a couple of hours...and not see your son all evening. So that was that. Six o'clock, prompt. Every day. Read to young Sam. No excuses. He'd promised himself that. No excuses. No excuses at all. Once you had a good excuse, you opened the door to bad excuses.

  Terry Pratchett

  Couple, Son, Excuse You

  "Thud!". Book by Terry Pratchett, 2005.

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