Mo Rocca Quotes

• Ojalá hubiera practicado deportes de equipo. Creo que todos los niños deberían. El trabajo en equipo forja el carácter, enseña liderazgo y cooperación.

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  Sports, Teamwork, Character

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• One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

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  Christmas, Father, Tree

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• Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

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  Taken, Tennis, Balls

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• Sé mucho sobre algunas cosas, la mayoría inútiles.

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  Useless Things, Useless, Knows

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• Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are pretty crafty.

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  Song, Rain, Laughing

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• A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.

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  Imagination, Torches, Caves

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• Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.

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  Father, Hard Work, Writing

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• Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

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  Christmas, Goodness, Stockings

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• I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.

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  Thinking, Voting, Groups

  "Mo Rocca measures the 2012 race in laughs" by Alexander Trowbridge, www.politico.com. September 12, 2012.

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• I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

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  Christmas, Stars, Shopping

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• Tengo un sueño, y un plan, para combinar las posibilidades comerciales del Día de San Valentín con la sustancia y el significado del mes de la historia negra. Yo lo llamo: Blackentine's Day.

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  Funny, Dream, Valentine

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• Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

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  Sweaters, Homemade, Itchy

  "Knitters' Revenge". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Carl Kasell, www.npr.org. August 17, 2013.

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• If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.

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  Hate, Agreement, One Thing

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• Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

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  Morning, Parks, Tvs

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• I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

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  Coffee, Luxury, Feelings

  "What Comedian Mo Rocca Eats For Breakfast" by Julia Bainbridge, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 31, 2012.

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• If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

  Mo Rocca

  Grandmother, Years, Meals

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• My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

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  Football, Team, Years

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• I have such respect for people who do non-fiction casting after settling on the grandparents we got for this. It is really hard to find people who are not fame-whores. We're lucky these people actually wanted to spend their time doing this. All of them would have much rather been cooking without the cameras, being with their families. That's why they're great characters.

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  Character, People, Grandparent

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• One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

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  Masons, Raised

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• I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

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  Hair, Feet, People

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• I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

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  Christmas, Party, Army

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• I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

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  Writing, Tired, Should Have

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• I love the challenge of taking something that may be boring to a lot of people but is unarguably important. It's irresistible. I always take projects that I'm paid to learns stuff. I study much harder now than I did when I was in college.

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  College, People, Challenges

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• It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

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  Trust, Men, Interesting

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• Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

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  Hypocrisy, Comedy, Fodder

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