John Wayne Funny Quotes

• La vida es dura; es más dura si eres estúpido.

  John Wayne

  Divertido, Vida, Liderazgo

• Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Humor, America

  John Wayne, Carol Lea Mueller (2007). “The Quotable John Wayne: The Grit and Wisdom of an American Icon”, p.11, Taylor Trade Publications

• Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Movie, Girl

• Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. . . . I want to marry you. . . . I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Hurt, Children

• No creo que hiciéramos mal en arrebatarles este gran país. Había un gran número de personas que necesitaban nuevas tierras, y los indios trataban egoístamente de quedárselas para ellos.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Country, Military

• Los hombres lo olvidan todo; las mujeres lo recuerdan todo.

  John Wayne

  Divertido, Deportes, Humor

• Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

  John Wayne

  Divertido, Odio, Humor

• Por eso los hombres necesitan repeticiones instantáneas en los deportes. Ya han olvidado lo que pasó.

  John Wayne

  Divertido, Deportes, Humor

• If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

  John Wayne

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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