Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

• Por lo visto, nos encantan nuestros móviles, pero odiamos los de los demás.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Hate, Phones, Cells

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• If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Travel, Sex, Hate

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• It's not a crime to get drunk.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Drunk, Crime

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• El discurso es efímero, pero el correo basura es eterno.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Forever, Junk, Fleeting

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• The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Break Up, Fighting, Grandmother

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• I always remind people why The Oscars got started in 1928: It was an effort by the studios to suppress the unions. They started the Academy because all the screenwriters and directors and actors were unionizing, and they thought, "We'll have something that resembles a union, but that's completely controlled by the moneyed interests in Hollywood." That's what it's been all these years. It's something that reinforces Hollywood's image of itself. The Best Picture one year was Gandhi. Nobody watched Gandhi, but that's the kind of picture that always wins.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Winning, People, Effort

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Real, America, States

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• I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Males, Male Chauvinist

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• They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The Academy is 84. They wheel those people in from Palm Springs and hook up their IVs and they vote. The people that go to movies are under the age of 28, for the most part, so there's this total disconnect between what the Academy thinks is a great movie and what the audience actually wants to see.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Spring, Thinking, People

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political statements and get thrown off the stage, but the last great political statement, I think, was when Michael Moore started raging against Bush a few years back. Everybody booed him, even though I can't imagine Hollywood booing a guy who's bashing Bush. That was the last great spontaneous moment on The Oscars.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Odio, Pensamiento, Gente

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our idea of ourselves. They uplift the human spirit. That's why horror films never even get nominated.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Uplifting, Support, Spirit

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  People, Motorcycle, Young

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• I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Mistake, Week, Made

  "A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001) review" by Joe Bob Briggs, www.joebobbriggs.com. November 29, 2009.

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• I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed him over again. He'll get one of The Oscars they give you at the end of your life because they feel guilty for never giving you an Oscar.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Giving, Ignored, Guilty

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Teenager, Class, America

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• Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Dragons, Stories, Made

  "Dragon (1993) review" by Joe Bob Briggs, www.joebobbriggs.com. July 18, 2010.

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• Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Guerra, Lucha, Aire

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• Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Wheat, Kernel

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• Los italianos siempre hacían buen vino, pero uno tenía la impresión de que eran tipos simpáticos con sombrero de paja que regentaban viñedos familiares con esclavos o algo así, de modo que el vino nunca costaba más de diez dólares la botella.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Running, Wine, Guy

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• There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Ends, End Times, Posts

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• In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Europe, Long, People

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• ANUNCIO DE SINGLES SEGUROS:
  Escritor famoso necesita mujer para organizar su vida y gastar su dinero. Le encanta apagar el fútbol de los domingos e ir al Jardín Botánico con esa persona especial. Se someterá a cirugía plástica si es necesario.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Football, Sunday, Garden

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• A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  World, Dictator, Instruments

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• Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Men, Clubs, Tradition

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