Art Buchwald Citas

• Ya sea en los mejores o en los peores momentos, es el único tiempo que tenemos.

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  Inspirational, Time, Acceptance

  CNN Newsroom With Kyra Phillips and Don Lemon, transcripts.cnn.com. November 02, 2006.

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• This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

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  Time, Government, Easy

  1987 Speech to international meeting of satirists and cartoonists. Reported in the NewYork Times, 28 Jun.

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• The things that matter most are not things.

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  Humor, Deep Thought, Matter

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• An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.

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  Money, Men, Making Love

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• No hay niño que no haya salido al nuevo mundo y no haya regresado al viejo hogar con un fardo de ropa sucia.

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  Inspirational, Teenage, Children

  Art Buchwald (1986). “"You can fool all of the people all the time"”, Fawcett Books

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• Parece que estamos atravesando un periodo de nostalgia, y todo el mundo parece pensar que ayer era mejor que hoy. Yo no creo que lo fuera, y te aconsejo que no esperes diez años antes de admitir que hoy ha sido genial. Si estás obsesionado con la nostalgia, finge que hoy es ayer y sal a divertirte.

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  Pasado, Pensamiento, Años

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• You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

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  Amor, Vida, Relación

  The New York Times Book Review Interview in 1985. Quoted in "Pundits, Poets, and Wits: An Omnibus of American Newspaper Columns‎" by Karl Ernest Meyer, p. 308, 1990.

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• If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

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  Long, Enough, Members

  The International Herald Tribune, May 24, 1989.

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• Y el Hombre creó la bolsa de plástico y la lata y el bote de aluminio y el envoltorio de celofán y el plato de papel, y esto era bueno porque así el Hombre podía coger su automóvil y comprar toda su comida en un solo lugar y podía guardar lo que era bueno para comer en el frigorífico y tirar lo que ya no tenía utilidad. Y pronto la tierra se cubrió de bolsas de plástico y latas de aluminio y platos de papel y botellas desechables y no había donde sentarse o caminar, y el Hombre sacudió la cabeza y gritó: "Mira qué desastre.

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  Nature, Men, Aluminum Cans

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• People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

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  Gafas, Gente, Casa

  Art Buchwald (1986). “"You can fool all of the people all the time"”, Fawcett Books

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• I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.

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  Reality, Daisies, Accepting

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• I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

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  Class, Directors, Looks

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• Every once in a while your world stands still... There are certain friendships that are so important they leave a mark on you long after the person is gone.

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  Friendship, Long, Important

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• Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."

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  Taken, Writing, Heart

  "TIME" Magazine, September 29, 1986.

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• Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

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  Suicide, Two, Mind

  Art Buchwald (2006). “Too Soon to Say Goodbye”, p.37, Random House

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• Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

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  School, Night, Government

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• Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and married your mother, and you fell in love with a beautiful girl and mistakenly murdered her father, and then she went crazy and drowned herself. What would you do? Go back for a masters?

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  Beautiful, Girl, Mother

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• I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

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  Real, Ideas, Firsts

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• This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys.

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  Keys, House, Remember

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• Las mejores cosas de la vida no son cosas.

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  Amor, Inspiración, Vida

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• Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

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  Past, Reform, Taxation

  Art Buchwald (1963). “I Chose Capitol Punishment”

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• This is what makes me happy: ...Any music-free restaurant ... A grandson who offers to clean the snow off my driveway and also fix my computer ... An evening in bed with a good book. ... A good night's sleep ... As you can see, it doesn't take much to make me happy.

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  Happiness, Good Night, Book

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• La mejor forma de limpiar la habitación de un hijo es cerrar la puerta y fingir que no forma parte de la casa.

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  Son, Doors, House

  Art Buchwald (1986). “"You can fool all of the people all the time"”, Fawcett Books

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• I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

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  Team, Light, Political

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• Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

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  Thinking, Stupidity, Television

  Art Buchwald (1968). “Have I ever lied to you?”

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