Harry Hill Quotes

• I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

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  Caras

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• I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

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  Real, Nice, Ladders

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• Sólo cuando miras a una hormiga con lupa en un día soleado te das cuenta de la frecuencia con que estallan en llamas.

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  Funny, Nature, Glasses

  "Harry Hill". TV Series, 1997 - 2000.

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• My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

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  Fathers Day, Dad, Fighting

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• You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

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  Home, Might, Chickens

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• I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.

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  Taste, Sticks, Complicated

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• El teléfono móvil, el fax, los correos electrónicos. Llámame anticuado, pero ¿qué tiene de malo una cadena de balizas?

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  Phones, Email, Fax

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• You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.

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  Jesus, Stars, Astrology

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