Richard M. Weiner Quotes

• If there's anything Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo has taught me, it's that breakdancing is the key to financial solvency.

  Richard M. Weiner

  Keys, Taught, Financial

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• If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?"

  Richard M. Weiner

  Dog, Friendly, Would Be

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• Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people.

  Richard M. Weiner

  Death, Suicide, Cancer

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• Whenever I have a birthday, I think back over the past year, how I've spent my time, what I've accomplished, what regrets I have, how I've tried to make the world a better place, and what exactly I've been doing with my life over the past 365 days, and I think to myself: 'Man, I wish I'd gotten laid more'.

  Richard M. Weiner

  Sex, Regret, Past

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