Jeph Jacques Quotes

• You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

  Jeph Jacques

  Life, Happiness, Health

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• That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

  Jeph Jacques

  Wall, Real, College

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• If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

  Jeph Jacques

  Self Esteem, Punishment, Lows

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• There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

  Jeph Jacques

  Inspirational, Funny, Two

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• Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

  Jeph Jacques

  Education, Degrees, Ems

  "Number 789: Animal House". "Questionable Content" Comic Strip, questionablecontent.net.

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• A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

  Jeph Jacques

  Love, Good Relationship, Long

  "Number 1274: Guy Fawkes Day Works Too". Webcomic by Jeph Jacques, www.questionablecontent.net.

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• The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

  Jeph Jacques

  Heart, Men, Ribs

  "Number 478: I Get Knocked Down". "Questionable Content" Comic Strip, questionablecontent.net.

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• 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

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  Love, Wrath, Light

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• Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

  Jeph Jacques

  People, Pay, Bills

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• You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

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  People, Better Person, Persons

  "Questionable Content (Number 2081: Great Expectations)". Slice-of-life webcomic by Jeph Jacques, questionablecontent.net. (August 1, 2003 - ).

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• What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.

  Jeph Jacques

  People, Use, Wit

  "Questionable Content". Webcomic by Jeph Jacques, Number 1615, www.questionablecontent.net.

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• The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

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  Block, Writing, Tricks

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• The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

  Jeph Jacques

  Html, Pages, Tvs

  Call Out Boy‏ @jephjacques, twitter.com. September 4, 2009.

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• Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

  Jeph Jacques

  Kindness, Hipster, Deer

  "Questionable Content". Webcomic by Jeph Jacques, Number 430, questionablecontent.net. 2003-2005.

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