John Fugelsang Citas

• Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?

  John Fugelsang

  Prayer, Gay, Long

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• Sólo en Estados Unidos se puede estar a favor de la pena de muerte, a favor de la guerra, a favor de las bombas teledirigidas, a favor de las armas nucleares, a favor de las armas, a favor de la tortura, a favor de las minas terrestres, y seguir llamándose "a favor de la vida".

  John Fugelsang

  Military, War, Gun

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• He llegado a ver a Jesús como veo a Elvis. Me encanta, pero los clubs de fans me ponen los pelos de punta.

  John Fugelsang

  Funny, Christian, Jesus

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• If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

  John Fugelsang

  Christian, Country, Dollars

  "Viewpoint", May 29, 2013.

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• La mayor amenaza para América no son los terroristas extranjeros, son los imbéciles domésticos.

  John Fugelsang

  America, Threat, Terrorist

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• Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

  John Fugelsang

  Jesus, War, Thinking

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• Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

  John Fugelsang

  Jesus, Cutting, Lazy

  "After Jon Stewart, Can We Find the Funny?" by Rev. Dr. Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 7, 2015.

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• Amar la Segunda Enmienda y oponerse a la NRA es tan natural como amar a Jesús y oponerse a la Iglesia Bautista de Westboro.

  John Fugelsang

  Jesus, Church, Second Amendment

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• Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

  John Fugelsang

  Gay, Rights, Political

  FaceBook post by John Fugelsang from Jun 11, 2013

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• You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

  John Fugelsang

  Zero, Recovery, Play

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• People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

  John Fugelsang

  Confuso, Pensamiento, Gente

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• Ser gay es natural. Odiar a los gays es una elección de estilo de vida.

  John Fugelsang

  Hate, Gay, Lifestyle Choices

  FaceBook post by John Fugelsang from Jun 26, 2013

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• My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

  John Fugelsang

  Mom, Mother, Jesus

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• If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

  John Fugelsang

  Kids, Interesting, Adults

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• America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

  John Fugelsang

  Pregnancy, America, Abortion

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• Pero Al Jazeera America representa algo más que noticias sin ánimo de lucro ni de audiencia: representa la inversión extranjera en un país donde el sistema bipartidista ha externalizado los puestos de trabajo. Representa los hechos por encima de las opiniones y representa la unión de nuestras culturas, os guste o no a los fanáticos.

  John Fugelsang

  País, Empleo, Partido

  FaceBook post by John Fugelsang from Aug 06, 2013

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• Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

  John Fugelsang

  Gun, Assault Weapons, President

  Twitter post from Apr 27, 2013

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• Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

  John Fugelsang

  Iraq, Violence, Blame

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• Mataré a los BackStreet Boys golpeándolos con los miembros de N-Sync.

  John Fugelsang

  Boys, Sync, Members

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• I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.

  John Fugelsang

  Spiritual, Tired, Thinking

  Source: chuckdaly.wordpress.com

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• Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

  John Fugelsang

  Party, Way, Conservative

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• We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

  John Fugelsang

  Country, Rights, Voting

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• I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

  John Fugelsang

  Parent, Catholic, World

  Source: chuckdaly.wordpress.com

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• I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

  John Fugelsang

  Sports, Names, President

  Source: chuckdaly.wordpress.com

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• Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

  John Fugelsang

  Taxes, Raised, Grover

  Twitter post from Nov 20, 2012

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