Brian P. Cleary Quotes

• Cuando un niño dice "huele mi mano", casi nunca huele a canela.

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  Kids, Smell, Hands

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• Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

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  Flames, Interesting, Stories

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• Técnicamente no es cotilleo si empiezas la frase con "Estoy muy preocupado por __________________ ," (escribe el nombre de la persona de la que no estás cotilleando).

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  Names, Gossip, Persons

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• Cualquier magdalena consumida antes de las 9 de la mañana es, técnicamente, una magdalena.

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  Cupcakes, Muffins, Consumed

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• When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.

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  Real, Mean, Kids

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• Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

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  Hearing, Littles, Blind

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• It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them.
  For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes,
  and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.

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  Years, Corny, Okay

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• Un buen amigo te ayudará a plantar tus tulipanes. Un gran amigo te ayudará a plantar una pistola al intruso desarmado al que acabas de disparar.

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  Good Friend, Gun, Helping

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• If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.

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  Odio, Lectura, Escuela

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• I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

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  Book, Speech, Alphabet

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• Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.

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  Kids, Laughing, Bored

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• You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.

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  Libro, Viento, Se Fue

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• Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

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  Cat, Thinking, Sheep

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• I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

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  Unnecessary, Sophisticated

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• In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

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  Writing, Peers, Found

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• If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

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  Couple, Taken, Guy

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• There’s no such thing as free kittens.

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  Gatito

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• Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

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  Children, Smell, Littles

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