Citas de John Cleese

• Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.

  John Cleese

  Disease, Life Is, Sexually

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• Creativity is not the possession of some special talent.
  It’s about the willingness to play.

  John Cleese

  Creativity, Play, Special

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• Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

  John Cleese

  Fun, Party, Aunt

  "Interview: John Cleese and Eric Idle, founding members of Monty Python". Interview with Tony Jones, www.abc.net.au. February 18, 2016.

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• The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

  John Cleese

  Stupidity, Absolutely Nothing, Can Do

  Twitter post from Apr 4, 2017

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• Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.

  John Cleese

  Music, Mistake, Creative

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• Lo maravilloso de la verdadera risa es que destruye cualquier sistema de división entre las personas.

  John Cleese

  Laughter, People, Kind

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, tv.avclub.com. February 5, 2008.

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• There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.

  John Cleese

  Team, Two, Differences

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• De acuerdo, pero aparte del saneamiento, la medicina, la educación, el vino, el orden público, el regadío, las carreteras, el sistema de agua dulce y la sanidad pública, ¿qué han hecho los romanos por nosotros?

  John Cleese

  Wine, Order, Medicine

  "Fictional character: Reg". "Life of Brian", www.imdb.com. 1979.

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• Si Dios no pretendía que comiéramos animales, ¿por qué los hizo de carne?

  John Cleese

  Funny, Animal, Meat

  "W.T.F.?". Book by H. M. Leathem, 2006.

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• I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

  John Cleese

  Stupid, Thinking, Ideas

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• When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.

  John Cleese

  People, Age, World

  "The Secret Life of Brian". TV Movie, January 1, 2007.

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• If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

  John Cleese

  Preparation, Alternatives, Moments

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• Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

  John Cleese

  Writing, Creativity, Way

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• If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.

  John Cleese

  Jail, Who Your Friends Are, Want

  "Early On, Comedian John Cleese Says, He Had Good Timing But Little Else". "Fresh Air" with Dave Davies, www.npr.org. October 16, 2015.

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• Aping urbanity,
  Oozing with vanity,
  Plump as a manatee,
  Faking humanity,
  Intellectual inanity,
  Journalistic calamity,
  Fox Noise insanity,
  You're a profanity,
  Hannity.

  John Cleese

  Vanity, Insanity, Humanity

  "Ode to Sean Hannity". Poem by John Cleese, www.dailykos.com.

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• My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

  John Cleese

  Believe, Views, People

  "Interview: John Cleese and Eric Idle, founding members of Monty Python". Interview with Tony Jones, www.abc.net.au. February 18, 2016.

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• Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like.

  John Cleese

  Exquisite, Ought

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• Quien más ríe, mejor aprende.

  John Cleese

  Inspirational, Teacher, Learning

  "Creating Emotionally Safe Schools: A Guide for Educators and Parents" by Jane Bluestein, (p. 215), 2001.

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• The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.

  John Cleese

  Christmas, Father, Swim

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• Varias veces he hecho una mala elección al evitar una confrontación necesaria.

  John Cleese

  Creativity, Choices, Design

  Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. October 19, 2012.

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• No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.

  John Cleese

  Gone, Problem, Planets

  "How John Cleese got his accidental start in comedy". "PBS Newshour", www.pbs.org. January 19, 2015.

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• La idea realmente buena siempre se remonta a mucho tiempo atrás, a menudo a una idea no muy buena que provocó otra idea que era sólo ligeramente mejor, que alguien malinterpretó de tal manera que luego dijo algo que era realmente muy interesante.

  John Cleese

  Ideas, Interesting, Long

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• When people say 'I'm not a prude, but ...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and ...'.

  John Cleese

  Mean, People, Prudes

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We all operate in two contrasting modes, which might be called open and closed. The open mode is more relaxed, more receptive, more exploratory, more democratic, more playful and more humorous. The closed mode is the tighter, more rigid, more hierarchical, more tunnel-visioned. Most people, unfortunately spend most of their time in the closed mode.

  John Cleese

  Humorous, Creativity, Two

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• Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

  John Cleese

  Laughter, People, Division

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