Aries Spears Citas

• To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

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  Longevity, Evolve

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• I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

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  Games, Branches, Limits

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• How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

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  Nuts, Asks

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• My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

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  Doors, Used, Momma

  "All Star Comedy Jam". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2009.

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• I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't get mad, as long as you got something signed. You gotta bring back a ball, a hat or something. You can't just give away that sh*t for free.'

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  Sleep, Athlete, Funny Marriage

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• We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best friend is black... He's also my chauffeur, but he's my best friend.

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  Blanco, Gente, Negro

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• Sé que cuando ocurrió lo del ántrax, la gente blanca estaba muy nerviosa. Se me acercaban al trabajo y me advertían: "Dios mío, Aries, ten cuidado. No abras tu correo'. Déjenme decirles algo - la gente negra nunca se preocupó por el ántrax porque, la mitad del tiempo, no abrimos nuestro correo de ninguna manera. Podríamos pensar que es una factura. Podríamos sostenerlo a la luz y decir, "Eso es una nota roja. Si quieres atraparnos con ántrax, ponlo en un CD de Jay-Z. Así es como nos atrapas.

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  Thinking, Cds, White

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• I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'

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  Funny, Careers, People

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• Me gusta ir a la fraternidad y beber con mis amigos blancos, porque siempre que vas a beber a la fraternidad, los chicos blancos te traen una bebida y te la dan como si fuera un secreto de la CIA. Me daban la bebida y yo les decía: "Tío, ¿qué coño lleva esto?" "Tío, no te preocupes. No preguntes, bébetelo. Te veré en 20 minutos'. Lo siguiente que sé, estoy desnudo, de pie sobre una mesa de café, con un sombrero de vaquero.

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  Drinking, Coffee, Boys

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• The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

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  Everyday Things, Exaggeration Is, Average

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• I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

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  New York, Sound, Tough

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• There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

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  Fall, Comedy, Structure

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• The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

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  People, Connections, Audience

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• Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

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  Funny, Comedy, Commit

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• That's where the money is, on the road.

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• Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

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  Thinking, Able, Comedy

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• I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.

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  Thinking, Long, Bars

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• Eddie Murphy era el Michael Jordan de la comedia. Tenía toda una gama de habilidades.

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  Jordan, Comedy, Range

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