Citas de David Henry

• I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.

  David Henry

  Sex, Thinking, Phones

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• It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request.

  David Henry

  Girlfriend, Character, Bed

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• If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.

  David Henry

  Real, Men, Today

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• Tréboles verdes. Diamantes azules. Estrellas naranjas. Corazones rosas. Herraduras moradas. Tío, nunca sé si estoy mirando un bol de cereales o teniendo otro flashback ácido.

  David Henry

  Stars, Food, Heart

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• At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment!

  David Henry

  Beautiful, Wife, Pissed Off

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• Cada vez que mi hija adolescente baja las escaleras vestida como una fulana para su cita, pienso: "Joder, ¿por qué su madre no se pone algo así?".

  David Henry

  Daughter, Mother, Sex

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• Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties'.

  David Henry

  Daughter, Sex, Home

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• You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.

  David Henry

  Men, Limits, Size

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• Mi amiga va a la sección de bodas del periódico del domingo y mira a las futuras novias y elige un perro de la semana. Creo que eso es cruel con las mujeres. Yo me fijo en quién muestra más escote.

  David Henry

  Dog, Sunday, Thinking

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