Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes

• Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Animal, Airports, May

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• I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Jobs, Guy, Lost

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• Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Uncles, Dark, Differences

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• America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Divertido, País, Humor

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• Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Dejar de fumar

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• Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Funny, Animal, Squirrels

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• I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Redneck, Blow, Gun

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• If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Funny, Advice, Police

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• Así es la naturaleza humana: queremos reescribir completamente la historia para sentirnos cómodos. Sin entrar en profundidades, estoy bastante seguro de que de ahí viene la invención de la vida después de la muerte. "En realidad no nos convertimos en comida para gusanos. Vamos a un lugar mágico con conejitos y arco iris".

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Afterlife, Profound, Rainbow

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Baby, Jobs, Meat

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• How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Atheist, Gun, Who I Am

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• I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Mean, Blow, Faces

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• What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Differences, Clay, Dice

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• Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really liked Buddy Hackett, but he interviewed me at a college radio station before they broke and did Bleach. And then, like, about two years later, I was opening for Nirvana at these huge sports arenas.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Deportes, Universidad, Años

  Interview with Will Harris, www.bullz-eye.com. August 19, 2009.

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• I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Acting, Hiring, Retired

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Kids, Son, Past

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Lines, Fine Lines, Fine

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• If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Blow, Car, Boat

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• Mi hija fue a la escuela, y es una escuela muy, muy progresista y liberal, y mi discurso de graduación les decía a los chicos que siempre estuvieran dispuestos a renunciar, y que necesitaban renunciar a muchas cosas en sus vidas, y seguir renunciando, porque toda la felicidad que he conseguido fue cuando le di la espalda a cosas que todo el mundo pensaba que te harían feliz. Puedo oler el ácido estomacal de los padres ahora mismo, pero saben que todo eso de "tienes que conseguir un trabajo y tienes que conformarte con lo que la gente percibe como éxito" es realmente absurdo.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Daughter, Kids, School

  Fuente: film.avclub.com

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• In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Comedian, Goes On, Letters

  Fuente: www.npr.org

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• In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They never were given a chance to give their respects to the death of the guy they loved back in '84.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Pensar, Gente, Dar

  Fuente: film.avclub.com

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• It's that weird need to make tragedy about us. When you look at 9/11, there's people who really died and family members who really suffered. And then I would be in Montana, and a guy would go, "You know, I was close to Ground Zero." And it's like, "What are you talking about? You're in Montana." Everybody had to make it about them.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  People, Guy, Tragedy

  Fuente: film.avclub.com

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• Stand-up was interesting to me at the beginning, because I was trying to parody it. My early stand-up was really Andy Kaufman-esque, and then I became the very thing I was making fun of.

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  Fun, Interesting, Trying

  Fuente: film.avclub.com

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• The bar for being shocking doesn't even exist anymore. What am I going to do to shock people? Seriously, try to get The Fisting Musical off the ground? Its really at this point, there is no bar.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  People, Musical, Trying

  Fuente: film.avclub.com

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