Adam Ferrara Citas

• Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, Important

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• What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, What If

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Moving, Humor

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• As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...'

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Bebé, Humor

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• If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

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• I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

  Adam Ferrara

  Jobs, Father, Light

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• I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

  Adam Ferrara

  Distance, Believe, Long

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• I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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• There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Religious, Humor

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• Mi padre trató de darme la charla sobre sexo una vez, y se acobardó. Entró en mi habitación y me dijo: "Adam, no beses a los chicos".

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Sex, Father

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• Los hombres tienden a mentir cuando se trata de conquistas sexuales. Deberías oír algunas de las mentiras impulsadas por el ego que me han contado mis amigos: 'Júralo por Dios, tío: la puta me devolvió el dinero'.

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Mentira, Humor

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• I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, Faces

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• No creo que sea justo: te casas, le das a tu mujer un anillo de boda. Creo que deberías darle un anillo de humor. Puede sonar grosero, pero comprueba el color cuando vuelvas a casa. Hola cariño. ¿Rojo infernal? Oh chico, no voy a echar un polvo, y tengo que cortar el césped, lo sé.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Home, Cutting, Boys

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• The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Chica, Humor

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• Sinceramente quiero conocer a la chica que estaba destinada para mí, pero quiero acostarme con las chicas que no lo estaban.

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Chica, Humor

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• My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

  Adam Ferrara

  Girlfriend, Nice, Funny Marriage

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• I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

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• Soy católico. Básicamente, la religión católica es 'Si te sientes bien - para'.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, Catholic Religion

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• You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Estúpido, Humor

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• The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Otoño, Humor

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• I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, Animal

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• My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Jesus, Easter

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• One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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• My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

  Adam Ferrara

  Dad, Car, Guy

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• Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Divertido, Chica, Humor

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