Sean Lock Quotes

• Dato interesante: un tiburón sólo te atacará si estás mojado.

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  Sharks, Interesting, Facts

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• Un consejo: nunca leas un libro pop-up sobre jirafas.

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  Book, Advice, Giraffe

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• when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

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  Song, Kids, Black

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• 90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

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  Chinese, Toys, Made

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• Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything

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  Giving, Malaria, Answers

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• people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

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  People, Church, Half

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