Jon Heder Quotes

• Ni siquiera tengo buenas habilidades. Ya sabes, habilidades con el nunchuck, habilidades para cazar con arco, habilidades para hackear ordenadores. ¡Las chicas sólo quieren novios que tengan grandes habilidades!

  Jon Heder

  Girl, Hunting, Skills

  "Fictional character: Napoleon Dynamite". "Napoleon Dynamite", www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• No sé si esto es un consejo, pero recuerdo a un chico en el instituto que parecía que había estado con muchas mujeres. Decía: "Amigo, lo que a veces les gusta a las chicas es lo inesperado". Había unas chicas que siempre le estaban retorciendo las tetas, y él les advertía: "Se lo voy a devolver". Yo pensaba: "No puede ser". Pero efectivamente, una chica cruzó la línea y él lo hizo.

  Jon Heder

  Chica, Escuela, Pensamiento

  Fuente: www.elle.com

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• I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

  Jon Heder

  Character, Play, Outsiders

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• I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

  Jon Heder

  Stories, Want, Clean

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.

  Jon Heder

  Girl, Pain, Crazy

  Fuente: www.elle.com

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• I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

  Jon Heder

  Roles, Dramatic, Knows

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• I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

  Jon Heder

  Sex, Thinking, Scene

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Skaters are very much like peacocks.

  Jon Heder

  Skater, Peacock

  Fuente: www.movieweb.com

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• I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

  Jon Heder

  Stupid, Book, Reading

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• Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

  Jon Heder

  Brother, Block, Thinking

  "Revenge Of The Nerd". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. March 27, 2007.

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• I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myself doing something that's really dramatic but somewhat dramatic. I would like to do something that's more real and doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. I always like whatever I'm involved in... whether it be funny or whether it be somewhat like... I'm not gonna try to get people to really cry.

  Jon Heder

  Real, Carácter, Gente

  Fuente: www.movieweb.com

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• I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans.

  Jon Heder

  Estrellas, Ojo, Besar

  Fuente: www.elle.com

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• I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

  Jon Heder

  Eye, Thinking, Hair

  Fuente: www.movieweb.com

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• I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

  Jon Heder

  Hair, Wigs, My Own

  Fuente: www.movieweb.com

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• Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

  Jon Heder

  Dream, Vote, Dynamite

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• I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

  Jon Heder

  Smart, Kate

  "Revenge Of The Nerd". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. March 27, 2007.

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• I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

  Jon Heder

  Mean, Looks, Suits

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• I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

  Jon Heder

  Growing Up, Moving, Eye

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• I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

  Jon Heder

  Book, Self, Helping

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• I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

  Jon Heder

  Microsoft, Bills, Slap

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• I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

  Jon Heder

  Stars, War, Gun

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• ¡Construye un cohete y abandona la Tierra!

  Jon Heder

  Earth, Rockets, Ships

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