Doug Benson Quotes About Cars

• Odio que todos los grupos de hip hop de hoy en día pongan efectos de sonido locos en sus canciones. ¿Sabes a qué me refiero, como una sirena de policía o de ambulancia en una melodía? Porque podría tener el CD, podría escucharlo 50 gamillones de veces en mi coche y seguiría cayendo cada vez.

  Doug Benson

  Song, Crazy, Hate

• People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know, "Get high and drive a car!" Or "Get high and do this or that." It's always things like, "Well, that's a terrible idea to get high and do that." So, when they came to me with this, I was like, "Well, you're just sitting there and discussing cases."

  Doug Benson

  Thinking, Ideas, Car

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

• People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I was putting eyedrops in my eyes, I was talking on my cell phone, and I was getting hit by a car.

  Doug Benson

  Eye, Phones, Cells

• Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?

  Doug Benson

  Grandma, Smell, Car

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