Mimi Pond Quotes

• What do women want? Shoes.

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  Funny, Shoes, Want

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• What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

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  Shoes, Broken, Broken Hearted

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

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  Thinking, Age, May

  Mimi Pond (1993). “A Groom of One's Own: And Other Bridal Accessories”, Plume Books

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• ... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

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  Running, Army, Knives

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

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  Sports, High Heels, Shoes

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• Cómo saber si los zapatos te quedan bien: Caminar por la zapatería no te va a decir más que probar un coche en una sala de exposición. ¿Y esos espejitos? Eso es para saber si a tu gato le van a gustar tus zapatos. La verdadera forma de saber si los zapatos te quedan bien es cuánto los quieres.

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  Real, Cat, Mirrors

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• It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.

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  Husband, Thinking, Play

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• Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

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  Years, Would Be, Planning

  Mimi Pond (1993). “A Groom of One's Own: And Other Bridal Accessories”, Plume Books

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• Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

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  Thinking, Matter, No Matter What

  Mimi Pond (1993). “A Groom of One's Own: And Other Bridal Accessories”, Plume Books

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• Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

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  Men, Shoes, Wonderful

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

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  Dog, Yoga, Writing

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• Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

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  Shoes, Fit, Fats

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• The most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How many excuses do you have to wear a dress bigger than anyone else's, at a party just for you, where everyone has to burst into tears from how gorgeous you look while you prance around in front of them? Remember, your lifelong happiness depends on this one article of clothing. If it doesn't look good, you're not a bride. You're just some idiot in a big white thing - a color unflattering to about 93 percent of the population.

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  Party, Color, White

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• I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

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  Want, Staff, Invited

  "Mimi Pond roasts 'Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,' the Simpsons premiere she wrote 25 years ago". Interview with Andy Dubbin, splinternews.com. December 18, 2014.

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• By about a week before the big day, you will have received less than half of your invitation response cards. Panic sets in when it occurs to you that everyone invited will actually show up. You couldn't have made it easier for your guests. You have included a card that had boxes for 'will attend' or 'will not attend.' You included a pre-addressed, stamped envelope. How inconvenient could it be for them simply to check it off and drop it in in a mailbox? Very inconvenient. You, evil bride-to-be, are confronting two basic human fears. A terror of correspondence and the dread of decision-making.

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  Two, Evil, Decision

  Mimi Pond (1993). “A Groom of One's Own: And Other Bridal Accessories”, Plume Books

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• Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.

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  People, Important, Might

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• Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

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  Magazines, Singles, Show Me

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• How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.

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  Zapatos, Pares, Par de zapatos

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.

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  Shoes, Shopping, Buying

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• Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.

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  Shoes, World, Cuisine

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.

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  Shoes, Your Boyfriend, Earth

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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• People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

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  Silly, Shoes, People

  Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group

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