Phyllis Diller Quotes About House

• Limpiar la casa mientras los niños crecen es como quitar la nieve del camino antes de que deje de nevar.

  Phyllis Diller

  Crecer, Niños, Tontos

  Consejos de Phyllis Diller para el hogar (1966)

• Si tu casa está hecha un asco y llega un desconocido a la puerta, salúdale diciendo: '¿Quién ha podido hacer esto? No tenemos enemigos'".

  Phyllis Diller

  Puertas, Casa, Enemigo

• Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Husband, Wind

• Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

  Phyllis Diller

  Inspirational, Lying, House

• When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

  Phyllis Diller

  Hogar, Escuela, Niños

• Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Dream, Law

• My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

  Phyllis Diller

  Night, House, Wigs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

  Phyllis Diller

  Husband, House, Cures

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