Citas de Chris Farley

• Puedo ver muy bien un chuletón metiendo la cabeza en el culo de un toro, pero prefiero confiar en la palabra del carnicero.

  Chris Farley

  Looks, Bulls, Bones

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• Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

  Chris Farley

  Brother, Hands, Hug

  "Fictional character: Tommy". "Tommy Boy", www.imdb.com. March 31, 1995.

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• First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

  Chris Farley

  Years, Rivers, Firsts

  "Saturday Night Live (Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil)". TV Series, May 15, 1993.

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• ¡Estoy muy bien, tengo un tazón de pudín de chocolate en los calzoncillos!

  Chris Farley

  Sheep, Chocolate, Pudding

  "Fictional character: Mike Donnelly". "Black Sheep", www.imdb.com. 1996.

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• La cuestión es cómo sabes que el Hada de las Garantías no es una loca que esnifa pegamento.

  Chris Farley

  Crazy, Glue, Guarantees

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

  Chris Farley

  Doctors, Weight Problems, Littles

  "Fictional character: Tommy". "Tommy Boy", www.imdb.com. 1995.

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• People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

  Chris Farley

  Average, People, Laughing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• 

  En el país de la mofeta, el hombre con media nariz es el rey.

  Chris Farley

  Kings, Reality, Land

  "Fictional character: Jimmy". "Dirty Work", www.imdb.com. June 12, 1998.

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• Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

  Chris Farley

  Carácter, Jugar, Diferente

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

  Chris Farley

  Fall, Laughing, Falling Down

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• Vivo en una furgoneta junto al río.

  Chris Farley

  Rivers, Vans, Saturday Night Live

  "Fictional character: Matt Foley". TV Series "Saturday Night Live" ("Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1975 - ).

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• Quiero vivir rápido y morir joven.

  Chris Farley

  Want, Young, Live Fast

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

  Chris Farley

  Stars, Thinking, Law

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Una vez pensé que si tenía suficiente en el banco, si tenía suficiente fama, todo iría bien. Pero soy un ser humano como los demás. No estoy exento.

  Chris Farley

  Would Be, Had Enough, Fame

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

  Chris Farley

  Fighting, Two, Battle

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Una vez estuve en el Centro Pritikin de Santa Mónica, intentando perder 10 o 15 kilos en un mes. Trabajaba... en la cinta y con las pesas, pero me estaba volviendo loca. Así que me escapé. Tom Arnold me recogió y fuimos a Le Dome y comimos toneladas de postres.

  Chris Farley

  Nuts, Trying, Pounds

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

  Chris Farley

  Weight, Demon, Stills

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You gotta fight for your right to vote!

  Chris Farley

  Fighting, Vote, Right To Vote

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