Daniel Handler Quotes - Page 5

• Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

  Daniel Handler

  Sibling, Fighting, Hiding Something

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• Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.

  Daniel Handler

  Earthquakes, Tears, Warning

  "The Wide Window". Book by Daniel Handler, www.mtv.com. February 25, 2000.

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• I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

  Daniel Handler

  Stupid, Phrases, I Was Stupid

  Twitter post from Jun 11, 2014

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• Es muy frustrante no ser comprendido en este mundo. Si dices una cosa y te repiten que quieres decir otra, dan ganas de gritar. Pero en algún lugar del mundo hay un lugar para todos nosotros, ya seas un adorno eléctrico, un caramelo con olor a menta, una fuente de madera o una tortita de patata.

  Daniel Handler

  Sweet, Mean, World

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• I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

  Daniel Handler

  Tired, Type, I Am So Tired

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• The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.

  Daniel Handler

  Confused, Home, Men

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• Las mujeres muertas no cuentan cuentos. Los hombres tristes las escriben.

  Daniel Handler

  Writing, Men, Tales

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• I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

  Daniel Handler

  Humor, Enemy, Add

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• I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

  Daniel Handler

  Thinking, Plans

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.27, Egmont UK

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• Nunca confíes en nadie que no haya traído un libro consigo.

  Daniel Handler

  Educativo, Libro, Lectura

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• [I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.

  Daniel Handler

  Ice Cream, Color, Buying

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• Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so.

  Daniel Handler

  Arguing, Sometimes, Pleasant

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• I was in a pharmacy and I saw the warnings on the backs of poisonous substances, and I thought, "Well, that's what I can do." So I wrote a list of ingredients in the book, and warnings that they shouldn't consume those ingredients. The editor and the publisher thought that it was a great way to go in terms of reverse psychology, but it honestly hadn't occurred to me that it was reverse psychology. I just thought that it was sort of an honest assessment making clear that if you were timid or easily disturbed, you could turn away.

  Daniel Handler

  Book, Editors, Assessment

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. November 16, 2005.

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• There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the director was smarter than you, of course he's the one, of course it was a dream, of course she's dead, of course, it's hidden right there, of course it's the truth and you in your seat have failed to notice in the dark.

  Daniel Handler

  Dream, Dark, Directors

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.184, Egmont UK

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• I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up.

  Daniel Handler

  Adventure, Way, Saws

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• We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.

  Daniel Handler

  Believe, Mean, Bully

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• A veces, el mero hecho de decir que odias algo, y que alguien esté de acuerdo contigo, puede hacerte sentir mejor ante una situación terrible.

  Daniel Handler

  Uplifting, Hate, Feel Better

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• Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And I understand that when you used to go around to talk to your very young fans, you would appear as Lemony Snicket's representative or agent.

  Daniel Handler

  Book, Fans, Agents

  Fuente: www.npr.org

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• No éramos amigos[...]Éramos más bien como piezas de un rompecabezas, cada uno de nosotros parte del mismo gran cuadro. Hay gente así dondequiera que vayas. Forman parte del mismo misterio que tú, pero no sabes cómo encajáis. El mundo es un rompecabezas, y no podemos resolverlo solos.

  Daniel Handler

  People, Together, Pieces

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• La gente se preocupa más por las chicas, por una buena razón: no creo que mis padres pensaran que iba a ser violada por un compañero de clase o atacada cuando paseaba sola por algún barrio. Así que no se trata sólo de padres paranoicos.

  Daniel Handler

  Chica, Pensar, Gente

  "Lemony Snicket Walks the Plank". Interview with Maddie Oatman, www.motherjones.com. January, 2015.

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• They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses.

  Daniel Handler

  Pairs, Parentheses

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• Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.

  Daniel Handler

  Jobs, Cutting, Enemy

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• The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drift near each other when we need a ride from someone or when someone needs us to wash our hands.

  Daniel Handler

  Children, Hands, Adults

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• People don't always get what they deserve in this world.

  Daniel Handler

  Gente, Mundo, Este Mundo

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• I have produced things that I would say were sincerely cheerful. But then I am reminded by other people that no one else would see them that way.

  Daniel Handler

  People, Cheerful, Way

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. November 16, 2005.

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