Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Walking

• Mi hermana quería ser actriz, pero nunca lo consiguió. Vive en una caravana. Se quedó a medio camino. Es actriz, sólo que nunca la llaman al plató.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Divertido, Humor, Doe

• A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Rigor Mortis

• If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Divertido, Humor, Sería

• I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, "What?" So I say it again, and he says, "What?" Really, it's just some insignificant stuff I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, "That tree is far away!"

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Yelling

• I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work'.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Divertido, Filosofía, Humor

  "Strategic Grill Locations". Live Album by Mitch Hedberg, September 7, 1999.

• Una vez vi a un pato caminando por la calle, así que entré en Subway y pedí dos trozos de pan, y me informaron de que no podían hacerlo, como si hubiera alguna regla especial en Subway por la que dos trozos de pan no podían tocarse. Así que la mujer me preguntó qué quería en el sándwich y le dije que no me importaba, es para un pato, y ella estaba como oh, entonces es gratis. No sabía que los patos comían gratis en Subway. Es como darme un sándwich de fajita de pollo, pero no te preocupes por cobrarlo, es para un pato.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Two, Ducks, Giving

• You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like your privacy's not being invaded. But there's nothing like walking back into a clean room. You've got to remember that.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Nice, Thinking, May

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