Bill Hicks Quotes About Ufos

• People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

  Bill Hicks

  Divertido, Humor, Noche

• I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

  Bill Hicks

  Light, Balls, Seven

• People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

  Bill Hicks

  People, Phrases, Shotguns

• That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

  Bill Hicks

  Depressing, Alabama, Facts

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