Bob Hope Quotes About Golf

• I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

  Bob Hope

  Lying, Golf, Caddies

• El golf es un juego difícil de entender. Un día sales a jugar y cortas y metes la pata, golpeas en todas las trampas y fallas todos los greens. Al día siguiente sales y, sin motivo alguno, lo haces realmente mal.

  Bob Hope

  Hope, Golf, Games

• Si estoy en el campo y empiezan los relámpagos, me meto dentro rápido. Si Dios quiere jugar, que juegue.

  Bob Hope

  Sucio, Golf, Jugar

• Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Golf

• Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Golf

• El golf es mi verdadera profesión. El entretenimiento es sólo una actividad secundaria. Cuento chistes para pagar los greens.

  Bob Hope

  Real, Golf, Pay

• Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

  Bob Hope

  Hope, Golf, Games

• If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Thinking, Ifs

• Fui a jugar al golf e intenté disparar a mi edad, pero en vez de eso disparé a mi peso.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Age

• I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Age, Ifs

• Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Green, Pay

• Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

  Bob Hope

  Fun, Lying, Golf

• Me enfado por un mal tiro como cualquier otra persona. Pero es una tontería dejar que el juego te afecte. Cuando fallo un tiro, pienso en lo bonito que es el día. Y en el aire puro que respiro. Luego respiro hondo. Tengo que hacerlo. Eso es lo que me da fuerzas para romper el palo.

  Bob Hope

  Beautiful, Silly, Golf

• A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Shooting, Fields

• Si ves un partido, es diversión. Si lo juegas, es recreo. Si trabajas en ello, es golf.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports

• Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

  Bob Hope

  Beautiful, Successful, Golf

• Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Bags, Firsts

• Hoy en día, las drogas están muy presentes en el deporte profesional, pero si lo pensamos bien, el golf es el único deporte en el que no se sanciona a los jugadores por estar en la hierba.

  Bob Hope

  Deportes, Golf, Jugador

• Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

  Bob Hope

  Beach, Golf, Pebbles

• Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, President, Vices

• It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Wounded, Courses

• My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Old Friends, Balls

• We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

  Bob Hope

  Mistake, Golf, Waiting

• Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Crowds, Invention

• Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Ganar, Jugar

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