Tom Deacon Quotes

• Nunca sé qué decir, sobre todo durante el sexo. Después de mi primera vez, le dije a la chica: 'Ya está, tengo miedo'.

  Tom Deacon

  Girl, Sex, Firsts

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• I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him

  Tom Deacon

  Lying, Men, Found

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• Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'

  Tom Deacon

  Girl, Eggs, People

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