John Cole Quotes

• For an omnipotent and omniscient being, God has made some really lousy earthly staffing decisions.

  John Cole

  Decision, Staffing, Made

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• Las mejores fugas siempre se producen en el urinario.

  John Cole

  Leaks, Espionage

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• It never gets old, being told you are a traitor and in league with the terrorists because you disagree with current administration policy.

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  League, Administration, Traitor

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• Ann Coulter is, at this point, a known quantity (especially after the raghead remarks last year), and she delivered what they knew she would deliver. Where were the complaints in advance of her appearance? There were none that I am aware of, and this is just damage control. An open letter isn't going to solve the real problem with the conservative movement. And hell, the authors can't even write this letter without sniping at liberal websites. Ann Coulter is not the problem - she is a symptom of the problem.

  John Cole

  Real, Writing, Damage Control

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• We are going to lose the war on terror because all of our agents are tied up investigating the GOP.

  John Cole

  War, Agents, Terror

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• Realmente no entiendo cómo va a funcionar el bipartidismo cuando una de las partes está loca. Imagínate que intentas negociar una cena con tu pareja y tú le propones un italiano y ella te dice que prefiere una comida a base de llantas de neumático y ántrax. Si puedes encontrar una manera de dividir la diferencia y encontrar una comida que os guste a los dos, probablemente puedas imaginar cómo va a funcionar el bipartidismo en los próximos años.

  John Cole

  Party, Italian, Agreement

  "You’ll Never Get This 21 Minutes Of Your Life Back" by John Cole, www.balloon-juice.com. February 5, 2009.

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• Hablando como alguien que se creyó la línea del partido durante demasiado tiempo, te sorprendería lo que puedes llegar a creer si sigues convenciéndote a ti mismo de que la prensa, los liberales, las universidades -demonios, todo el mundo excepto unos pocos de la franja religiosa y las grandes empresas- están ahí para atraparte. Tuve suerte: empecé a salir de esta situación hace un par de años y espero que ahora aplique a los dos partidos mayoritarios el mismo escepticismo y cinismo que en el pasado reservaba para los demócratas.

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  Religious, Couple, Party

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• The most depressing thing about blogging is watching so-called 'citizen journalists' turn in to little more than easily offended partisan hacks. Any remark that is slightly less than completely and totally scripted and can give the slightest opportunity to offend some delicate soul somewhere is used to set off a series of partisan screeches and cries of outrage that would make the Church Lady jealous.

  John Cole

  Depressing, Jealous, Opportunity

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• We need to invade Michigan and rebuild the state from the ground up. We will be greeted as liberators, we have clear supply lines, and we can easily rebuild the auto industry with the kind of money we spend on other countries we invade. Hell, our new Secretary of State, Hillary of Clinton, spent the better part of the past year fighting for the rights of average folks from Michigan, so think of the good will we have with the public. This is very doable. Just tell Congress we will give KBR no-bid contracts to fix Detroit.

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  Country, Fighting, Past

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• As far as I am concerned, collectively, the right wing of the blogosphere is the 'boy who called traitor.' Not a week goes by when I hear that so and so should be ostracized because they are a treasonous rat, they are a commie symp, whatever.

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  Boys, Wings, Rats

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