Sam Levenson Quotes - Page 2

• Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

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  Two, Toasters, Too Late

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• You can't start at the top.

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  New Beginnings, Fresh Start, Action

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• Democracia significa hacer lo que quieras sin pedir permiso a nadie más que a tu jefe, tu médico, tu abogado, tu casero, tu banco, tu ciudad, tus autoridades estatales y federales, y tu mujer e hijos.

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  Niños, Malos, Médicos

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• When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

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  Freedom, Father, Boys

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• Coraje es caminar desnudo por un pueblo caníbal

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  Desnudo, Pueblo, Caníbal

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• Si quieres saber cómo te tratará tu chica después del matrimonio, escúchala hablar con su hermano pequeño.

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  Inspirational, Girl, Wedding

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• Dale a tu hijo un azote una vez al día. Si tú no sabes por qué, él sí.

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  Niños, Dar, Doe

  Sam Levenson (2016). "You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson", p.31, Open Road Media.

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• The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.

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  Country, Government, Doe

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• La palabra más larga del mundo es "una palabra de nuestro patrocinador".

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  Media, World, Sponsors

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.168, Open Road Media

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• When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

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  Mother, Home, Assessment

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• If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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  Sex, Wife, Advice

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.18, Open Road Media

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• Si quieres matar el tiempo, ¿por qué no intentas matarlo trabajando?

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  Tiempo, Intentar, Querer

  "No hace falta estar en Who's Who para saber qué es qué: el ingenio y la sabiduría de Sam Levenson".

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• La felicidad es un subproducto. No se puede perseguir por sí misma.

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  Felicidad, Feliz, Paz interior

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• What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

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  Should Have, Liberty, Taxation

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.103, Open Road Media

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• El juguete más sencillo, que hasta el niño más pequeño puede manejar, se llama abuelo.

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  Children, Grandma, Grandmother

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.36, Open Road Media

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• I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

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  Wife, Outspoken, My Wife

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.17, Open Road Media

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• You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Pay

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.55, Open Road Media

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• I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

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  Modern Life, Modern, Taxes

  Sam Levenson (1979). “You can say that again, Sam! The choice wit and wisdom of Sam Levenson”, Macmillan Reference USA

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• How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

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  Wise, Religion, Lord

  "No hace falta estar en Who's Who para saber qué es qué: el ingenio y la sabiduría de Sam Levenson".

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• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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  Baby, Children, Fun

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.179, Open Road Media

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• At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

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  Fighting, Government, Censored

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• A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

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  Sex, Home, Wife

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.22, Open Road Media

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• Times don't change. Men do.

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  Inspiración, Cambio, Sabiduría

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• There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

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  Children, Shoes, Government

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.150, Open Road Media

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• The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

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  America, Superstitions, Way

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.131, Open Road Media

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