Citas de Kate Madison

• In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner hadn't even finished moving out when she told me not to worry, because she already had someone better lined up for me. I was just lonely and desperate enough to endure a four-month celibate long distance relationship with a guy who read 15 chapters of the Bible and prayed for two hours every day and expected me to follow suit. He wanted to give our hypothetical children Bible names and for us to move to Korea to become missionaries.

  Kate Madison

  Mom, Long Distance Relationship, Lonely

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• Most memoirs about alcoholism, promiscuity, and addiction are deep, sobering tales full of scars that will never heal and include alarming statistics and reflection about recovery.This is not one of those memoirs.

  Kate Madison

  Recovery, Reflection, Addiction

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• Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.

  Kate Madison

  Choices, Guy, Lesson Learned

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• I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was.
  Her paternity test went a little something like this: “If it comes out black, its Darwin's and if it comes out white its Ray's.”
  This is how things were done in the trailer park.

  Kate Madison

  Father, White, Black

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• Era el día V y yo estaba atrapada en casa mientras el chico con el que salía estaba en una fiesta Anti-San Valentín. ¿Qué tan malo fue eso? Una cosa era estar totalmente sola el día de San Valentín y otra querer estar con alguien que prefería pasarse la noche protestando contra el amor en lugar de hacerlo.

  Kate Madison

  Party, Valentine, Home

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• Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

  Kate Madison

  Fall, Guy, Lesson Learned

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