Roseanne Barr Quotes About Husband

• Como ama de casa, creo que si los niños siguen vivos cuando mi marido llega a casa del trabajo, entonces, oye, he hecho mi trabajo.

  Roseanne Barr

  Inspiración, Trabajo, Esposo

• My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.

  Roseanne Barr

  Sex, Husband, Lasts

• Esto es lo que más me molesta. Es cuando el marido cree que la mujer sabe dónde está todo, ¿eh? Como si pensaran que el útero es un dispositivo de rastreo. Él entra: "¡Hola, Roseanne! ¡Roseanne! ¿Quedan Cheetos?" Como si no pudiera ir y levantar el cojín del sofá él mismo.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Thinking, Wife

• My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

  Roseanne Barr

  Marriage, Suicide, Husband

  "Heard the one about ..." por Andy Barker, www.theguardian.com. 11 de marzo de 2006.

• Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Space, House

• My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Leaving, Infidelity

• Mi marido dice, 'Roseanne, ¿no crees que deberíamos hablar de nuestros problemas sexuales?' Como si fuera a apagar la Rueda de la Fortuna para eso.

  Roseanne Barr

  Marido, Pensar, Ruedas

• I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

  Roseanne Barr

  Girl, Husband, Passion

• My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Church, Married

• I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Real, Writing

• Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Admire, Restraint

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