Catch 22 Important Quotes

• Sólo había un truco, y era el Catch-22. Orr estaría loco si volara más misiones y cuerdo si no lo hiciera, pero si estaba cuerdo tenía que volarlas. Si las volaba, estaba loco y no tenía por qué hacerlo; pero si no quería hacerlo, estaba cuerdo y tenía que hacerlo.

  Joseph Heller

  Crazy, Would Be, Want

  Catch-22 cap. 5 (1961).

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• The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.

  Joseph Heller

  Enemy, Might, Matter

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.122, Simon and Schuster

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• It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

  Joseph Heller

  War, Winning, Differences

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.122, Simon and Schuster

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• Clevinger was a troublemaker and a wise guy. Lieutenant Scheisskopf knew that Clevinger might cause even more trouble if he wasn't watched. Yesterday it was the cadet officers; tomorrow it might be the world. Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskopf had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times. Such men were dangerous, and even the new cadet officers whom Clevinger had helped into office were eager to give damning testimony against him. The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with.

  Joseph Heller

  Sabios, Inteligentes, Hombres

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.75, Simon and Schuster

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• Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times.

  Joseph Heller

  Smart, People, Mind

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.75, Simon and Schuster

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• There was only one catch and that was catch 22

  Joseph Heller

  Yossarian

  Catch-22 cap. 5 (1961).

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• Era milagroso. No era casi ningún truco, vio, convertir el vicio en virtud y la calumnia en verdad, la impotencia en abstinencia, la arrogancia en humildad, el saqueo en filantropía, el robo en honor, la blasfemia en sabiduría, la brutalidad en patriotismo y el sadismo en justicia. Cualquiera podía hacerlo; no requería cerebro en absoluto. Simplemente no requería carácter.

  Joseph Heller

  Inspiración, Sabiduría, Verdad

  Joseph Heller (1999). "Catch-22: A Novel", p.336, Simon and Schuster

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• They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly. No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried. Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian asked. They're shooting at everyone," Clevinger answered. "They're trying to kill everyone." And what difference does that make?

  Joseph Heller

  Differences, Trying, Doe

  Joseph Heller (2010). “Catch-22: 50th Anniversary Edition”, p.34, Simon and Schuster

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• You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!

  Joseph Heller

  Military, Taken, Tradition

  "Catch-22". Book by Joseph Heller, ch. 27, p. 309, 1961.

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• What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural. Englishmen are dying for England, Americans are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for.

  Joseph Heller

  País, Guerra, Lucha

  Joseph Heller (2010). “Catch-22: 50th Anniversary Edition”, p.323, Simon and Schuster

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• I'll tell you what justice is. Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning

  Joseph Heller

  Dark, Night, Knives

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.83, Simon and Schuster

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• I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

  Joseph Heller

  Paz, Guerra, Gobierno

  1961 Milo Minderbinder. Catch-22, ch.24.

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• History did not demand Yossarian's premature demise, justice could be satisfied without it, progress did not hinge upon it, victory did not depend on it. That men would die was a matter of necessity; WHICH men would die, though, was a matter of circumstance, and Yossarian was willing to be the victim of anything but circumstance. But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

  Joseph Heller

  Niños, Guerra, Hombres

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.72, Simon and Schuster

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• When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.

  Joseph Heller

  Angel, People, Heaven

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.409, Simon and Schuster

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• Yossarian también tenía frío y temblaba incontrolablemente. Sentía que se le ponía la piel de gallina mientras contemplaba con abatimiento el lúgubre secreto que Snowden había derramado por todo el desordenado suelo. Era fácil leer el mensaje en sus entrañas. El hombre era materia, ese era el secreto de Snowden. Tíralo por una ventana y caerá. Préndele fuego y arderá. Entiérralo y se pudrirá, como otros tipos de basura. Desaparecido el espíritu, el hombre es basura. Ese era el secreto de Snowden. La madurez era todo. Tengo frío', dijo Snowden. 'Tengo frío.

  Joseph Heller

  Otoño, Hombres, Fuego

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.404, Simon and Schuster

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• Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

  Joseph Heller

  Office, Majors

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.107, Simon and Schuster

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• That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

  Joseph Heller

  Yossarian

  Catch-22 (1961) ch. 5 (the first chapter of this novel was published as Catch-18 in New World Writing (1955) No. 7 - see Kiley and MacDonald "Catch-22" Casebook (1973) 294)

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• Había decidido vivir para siempre o morir en el intento.

  Joseph Heller

  Jubilación, Vida Divertida, Despedida

  Catch-22 cap. 3 (1961)

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• The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

  Joseph Heller

  Country, Exercise, Rights

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.373, Simon and Schuster

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• There was only one catch and that was Catch22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

  Joseph Heller

  Crazy, Real, Safety

  Catch-22 cap. 5 (1961).

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• The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

  Joseph Heller

  Death, Suicide, Wisdom

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.122, Simon and Schuster

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• You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.

  Joseph Heller

  Answers, Might, Failing

  "Catch-22". Book by Joseph Heller, 1961.

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• How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements?

  Joseph Heller

  Running, Evil, People

  Catch-22 ch. 18 (1961)

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• They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

  Joseph Heller

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.159, Simon and Schuster

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• Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window, and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all.

  Joseph Heller

  Otoño, Hombres, Fuego

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.404, Simon and Schuster

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